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[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

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What kind of a resume is this?

What sort of ad is this

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Wouldn't you rather have nice people working there...?

Well duh, I'm only going to hire nice ones!

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You're hiring...jerks? Why would you want to do that?

Why wouldn't I? They're perfect for the job!

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[also this was voice the entire time and I forgot /)_(\]

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no worries bro :D

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[voice -> video]

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jafweio; I'm sorry for the long delay!

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[...?]

Wouldn't hiring nice people be better?

Edited 2013-01-09 02:35 (UTC)

[Oh hey, someone around her age!]

Well yeah, of course I'm only gonna hire nice ones!

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...not interested.

[Oh, hi. Here's a jerk. At least he admits it.]

Can't you read?! >=(

Edited 2013-01-09 02:50 (UTC)

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<-- Inner Dark Pit

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fffff

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Well. That's a new one.

Edited (Quotation marks are important) 2013-01-09 03:54 (UTC)

That's right! It's new in town!

[Don't ask her how it ended up there though.]

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While more than a few people here have called me a jerk, I'm afraid I'm a bit too wrapped up in more important things.

Though I am admittedly curious what sort of business this is.

So you're saying you have experience in the field of being a reliable jerk?

A fine establishment for the consumption of frothy beverages!

[It's hard to tell by now if she just hasn't gotten around to editing the ad, or if she's just trolling a bit.]

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casual threadjack life

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daichi please

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HE WILL NOT BE SILENCED

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AFTER BRAINSTORM FIGURES OUT HOW TO SILENCE ORPHEUS, YOU'RE NEXT KID

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YOU'LL HAVE TO CUT OUT HIS TONGUE FIRST

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OKAY

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well fuck

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Coins?
Like in video games?

Coins, yen, whatever you wanna call'em.

Do these coins carry any intrinsic value?

This place wants money for every little thing! Soon they'll be charging for air before you know it.

[Gold coins are her home currency, but eventually she'll conform to using the word 'yen'.]

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You need to make your ad more clear.

If I make it any clearer, nobody can see it!

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Pretty lousy advertising.

But you saw it and wrote back! =D

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I highly doubt you'll be receiving many applications based on that description.

But that's the job title!

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