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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[von_schweetz]

But it's so easy!

I can show you how to be one if you want.

[hetried]

Huh? That doesn't sound very fun. You don't seem like much of a jerk to me...

[von_schweetz]

Well, when the original isn't here to do the work, you gotta take matters into your own hands and be the ultimate jerk!

[hetried]

But why would you want to be the ultimate jerk?! Σ(゜ロ゜;)

[von_schweetz]

=O!!!!! Wait wait I wanna try!!!

\(ㅇㅅㅇ)/

[hetried]

What? These?

щ(゜ロ゜щ) ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ

[von_schweetz]

ヾ(≧▽≦)ノ

[hetried]

⊂((・▽・))⊃