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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

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Wouldn't you rather have nice people working there...?

[von_schweetz]

Well duh, I'm only going to hire nice ones!

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Nice jerks?

[von_schweetz]

That's right!

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But if someone is nice, doesn't that mean they're not a jerk?

[von_schweetz]

[A wild missing keyword appears!]

Soda jerks are always nice. Don't know what they're like in other places.

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Are soda jerks different from other jerks?

[von_schweetz]

Not that kind of jerk. Soda jerks serve soda. I guess there are soda jerk jerks too, but I don't want those.

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Oh! I didn't know that's what they were called.

[von_schweetz]

Yep! Unless they're called something different around here. This place is pretty weird.

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Soda is usually served with other things, so I think they would just be waiters and waitresses.

[von_schweetz]

What else would you want besides soda?

[This is actually a legit question.]

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A hamburger and fries?

[von_schweetz]

[A pause...]

That's a pretty good idea, I should write that down!

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It might help draw in more business.

[von_schweetz]

I wonder where I can find some to sell...

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There are a few grocery stores in town. Actually, one just appeared from my hometown!

[von_schweetz]

A grocery store? Perfect! I'll just buy some hamburgers and fries and we'll be good to go!

[Imagine her surprise when she finds she has to construct and cook them.]

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Good luck!