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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[risetocaesar]

Just to tell you how bad it was! Not about the job!

[von_schweetz]

So heartless! Destroying a little girl's dream of running a business! ;w;

[risetocaesar]

... what kind of business is it, anyway?

[von_schweetz]

Hang on, I need to find a tissue because I'm crying ;w;

[risetocaesar]

What?! Are you really crying?!

[von_schweetz]

Yes!

[Nope]

[risetocaesar]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!

[von_schweetz]

It's okay, I can handle the emotional pain

I just wanted to find a nice soda jerk!

Is that so much to ask???? ;w;

[risetocaesar]

What the heck is a soda jerk?

[von_schweetz]

It's someone who pours soda pop! Though I'm thinking of adding other menu items for them to make to spice things up. Someone said hamburgers and french fries would attract customers.

[risetocaesar]

That actually sounds pretty good. So you're opening a restaurant?

[von_schweetz]

You could call it that, yeah. But we're not Bugertime so the hamburgers won't be bigger than you!

[Vanellope quit confusing the poor guy.]

[risetocaesar]

Burgers bigger than a person?

That's impossible.

... but it sounds delicious.

[von_schweetz]

I've seen'em with my own two eyes!

[risetocaesar]

How could anyone even eat something like that?

[von_schweetz]

They put it in their mouth and chew? =O

[risetocaesar]

If it was really that big, you'd barely be able to take a bite out of it.

[von_schweetz]

You haven't met Wreck-It Ralph!

[Oh crap, now she's feeling sad. Change of subject.]

But enough talking about the competition!

[risetocaesar]

Well, it sounds like you've got some good ideas for this business of yours, at least.

[von_schweetz]

That I do. So I better see you down here to eat hamburgers and drink root beer!

[risetocaesar]

I think it's safe to say that you can count on it. What's the name of the place?

[von_schweetz]

Tapper's! =D

[risetocaesar]

I'll be sure to come by.