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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[aworldwithoutyou]

You're hiring...jerks? Why would you want to do that?

[von_schweetz]

Why wouldn't I? They're perfect for the job!

[aworldwithoutyou]

What kind of job would you want to hire jerks for?

[von_schweetz]

Pouring root beer, duh! And I was thinking they could make root beer floats too. Y'know, if they're ambitious enough.

[also this was voice the entire time and I forgot /)_(\]

[aworldwithoutyou]

You want...jerks...to pour root beer?

[Give him a few seconds to see if this computes.

...

......

Nope, that's not happening.]

I still don't get why.

no worries bro :D

[von_schweetz]

That's what they do! Soda jerk, root beer. They go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Just don't try to eat them.

[voice]

[aworldwithoutyou]

...soda jerk?

[It takes him a second, but he finally puts two and two together.]

Oh! You mean that's the name of a job?

[von_schweetz]

We have a winner!

[aworldwithoutyou]

Hey, it's not like it was easy to tell!

[von_schweetz]

You need to get out more!

[aworldwithoutyou]

Come on. What kind of a job name is "soda jerk", anyway?

[...no, seriously, Sora has no idea why you would call it that. He's heard a lot of names that don't make sense since he started traveling the worlds, but that's near the top of the list.]

[von_schweetz]

[Uh oh Sora, you asked for it. She begins imitating him, obviously with the intent to poke fun.]

Whukinnajobnameissodajerk, duuuur~

[aworldwithoutyou]

Hey! Are you making fun of me?

[Thank you, Captain Obvious.]

[von_schweetz]

Areyoumakingfunname~

[aworldwithoutyou]

Stop that!

[Because that always works, Sora.]

[von_schweetz]

Stooooop thaaaaat~

[voice -> video]

[aworldwithoutyou]

[And he'll turn on the video just to STARE AT THE SCREEN INTENTLY which is actually more funny than anything. He's trying to look insulted, okay? It just...doesn't work all that well.

He'll cross his arms, too. That helps, right?]

...yeah, well, it's still a weird name.

[von_schweetz]

Not my problem, Spike!

jafweio; I'm sorry for the long delay!

[aworldwithoutyou]

Hey, it's Sora.

[Though "Spike" isn't the worst nickname he's ever been given, all things considered.]

...but, really, I hope you do find someone who can help. Someone who isn't a jerk.