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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

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[von_schweetz]

[Alright, time to revise this amazing ad into an even more amazing ad.]

NOW HIRING NICE JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

MUST KNOW HOW TO POUR LIQUIDS AND COOK STUFF
NOT SPILLING WHEN POURING DRINKS A PLUS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

[empressive]

[Considering she knows Vanellope's age, this is kind of adorable.]

It's an improvement at the very least.

What is this advertisement for about?

[von_schweetz]

Tapper's bar appeared here! And some government weirdos told me the place was mine. But it's a way to get money, so I'm gonna do Tapper proud! Besides, what could possibly go wrong?

[empressive]

[Normally, Mitsuru might take a positive approach. But there's a lot wrong with what Vanellope just said. A lot that she doesn't agree with.]

To be honest, quite a bit. Do you know how to run an organization on such big a scale? There's a lot involved and a lot to consider for it to be successful.

[von_schweetz]

I told you before, I'm president back home! This is like a tiny kingdom...with much fewer sweets.

[She will show no weakness!]

But if you have any ideas I'm all ears >_>

[empressive]

There's still a lot of organization to consider, even if it is on a smaller scale. Keeping track of how much food and drink your customers consume, how much each products costs and your margin of profits.

You might need to hire someone to take care of that for you. [Because this is all way above a 9 year old's education level.]

[von_schweetz]

Well it doesn't look like I'll run out of root beer. But people said they like burgers and fries, so I guess I'll have to figure out that stuff for those foods. How do I get the stuff for that anyway??? =O

[And she'll do her best not to admit it!]