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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

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[von_schweetz]

What kind of a resume is this?

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[doesasordered]

What sort of ad is this

[von_schweetz]

A help wanted ad!

[doesasordered]

And what does being a "jerk" mean

[von_schweetz]

[First text:]

What do you think it means???

[Second text:]

Ohhhhh LOL

Soda jerk!

[doesasordered]

Oh

well

you have a very attention-getting ad, that is for sure

[von_schweetz]

Good! I'll have workers in no time then.

[doesasordered]

So you own a soda parlor then? Where is it?

[von_schweetz]

Cancer ward I think. Are you a soda jerk?

[doesasordered]

Afraid not. Sorry. Good luck finding some, though.