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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[all_wound_up]

Are soda jerks different from other jerks?

[von_schweetz]

Not that kind of jerk. Soda jerks serve soda. I guess there are soda jerk jerks too, but I don't want those.

[all_wound_up]

Oh! I didn't know that's what they were called.

[von_schweetz]

Yep! Unless they're called something different around here. This place is pretty weird.

[all_wound_up]

Soda is usually served with other things, so I think they would just be waiters and waitresses.

[von_schweetz]

What else would you want besides soda?

[This is actually a legit question.]

[all_wound_up]

A hamburger and fries?

[von_schweetz]

[A pause...]

That's a pretty good idea, I should write that down!

[all_wound_up]

It might help draw in more business.

[von_schweetz]

I wonder where I can find some to sell...

[all_wound_up]

There are a few grocery stores in town. Actually, one just appeared from my hometown!

[von_schweetz]

A grocery store? Perfect! I'll just buy some hamburgers and fries and we'll be good to go!

[Imagine her surprise when she finds she has to construct and cook them.]

[all_wound_up]

Good luck!