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[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

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While more than a few people here have called me a jerk, I'm afraid I'm a bit too wrapped up in more important things.

Though I am admittedly curious what sort of business this is.

So you're saying you have experience in the field of being a reliable jerk?

A fine establishment for the consumption of frothy beverages!

[It's hard to tell by now if she just hasn't gotten around to editing the ad, or if she's just trolling a bit.]

Given the frequency that the label is laid upon me, I would wager my jerkiness is as reliable as clockwork.

So a bar, then?

Trust me. He's a jerk.

I see!

Are you a jerk too?

[Definitely trolling now.]

What? No! At least, no one's ever said that to my face...

[Definitely does not realize the trolling.]

But it's so easy!

I can show you how to be one if you want.

Huh? That doesn't sound very fun. You don't seem like much of a jerk to me...

Well, when the original isn't here to do the work, you gotta take matters into your own hands and be the ultimate jerk!

But why would you want to be the ultimate jerk?! Σ(゜ロ゜;)

=O!!!!! Wait wait I wanna try!!!

\(ㅇㅅㅇ)/

What? These?

щ(゜ロ゜щ) ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ

ヾ(≧▽≦)ノ

⊂((・▽・))⊃

And right on cue, it happens again!

Hey, I'm just helping to keep the public well-informed.

Here's a little pointer:

I'm not denying it.

And I'm just supporting your statement!

It's a cool thing called "helping people."

Hnngh.

[WHAT DO THE IDIOT IS AGREEING WITH HIM.]

d=(´▽｀)=b

That's right. I need a couple of good jerks who can pour root beer!

I see. Well, as I said, I'm too busy. I was merely curious.

Not a problem sir/ma'am/other!

Just 'Brainstorm' works.

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