[video]

[tyrantball]

When the feed snaps on, the camera is apparently pointing directly at what appears to be a giant golden eye. There's a slight noise of irritation and the viewpoint jerks upward a little to reveal the face of something that...looks like a little girl? Maybe? Her bangs part around two small red horns growing out of her forehead, and there seems to be another of those golden eyes growing out of her hair. She addresses the camera in a surprisingly deep voice.

"Foolish mortals! Know that before you is DESCO, the Supreme Final Boss that will throw humanity into DESPAI -*hackwheeze*"

Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.

"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"

She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.

"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"

With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.

"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"

The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.

Comments

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[abmoemination]

[ Remember her? She'll just be staring at the video sparkly-eyed and with the hearts still. ]

Even when you're intimidating, you're so cu~ute! Oh, all the things I would do to you GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Nooo! Desco doesn't want this kind of strange minion!"

Desco really, really wants her lasers back right now.

[video]

[abmoemination]

Aw, that's great. None of my forms really are suited for minion material.

[ Hee. ] You can be my minion. Isn't that a role better suited for a little sister?

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Desco already has a big sister!"

RAAR. Desco is gnashing her pointy, serrated teeth at you - this includes the ones in her tentacle-maws, not just the ones in her regular maw.

[video]

[abmoemination]

Finder's keepers. If your inadequate, stupid, worthless, and full of abandonment issues big sister wants to come claim you, she'll have to go through me first.

[ Sorry Desco, you've been adopted. Forcefully. There's only one way to end up on her bad side and his name starts with Mahiro. ]

Are you teething? You can gnaw on me a little if it'll make you feel better.

[video]

[tyrantball]

She goes very still, all her eyes fixing on the video feed.

"Desco dares you to insult Big Sis again."

You, uh...you might have just stepped on a landmine, there.

[video]

[abmoemination]

Double dog dare me and I'll consider it.

[ Nyaruko likes to live dangerously. Unless forks are involved.

Can Desco equip silverware? CAN FORKS GO INTO THE ITEM WORLD? These are important questions to know. ]

[video]

[electricyousei]

A pale girl with a deadpan expression responds.

"You are new to this final boss thing, aren't you?"

[video]

[tyrantball]

BULLSEYE. Desco shifts nervously, a few stray tentacles slithering behind her.

"Desco doesn't care! This is Desco's chance to show Big Sis Desco is allll grown up!"

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[electricyousei]

Ruri stares, still deadpan, still emotionless.

"Would you like me to get you a copy of the Overlord's list? Most new end bosses don't know these things and it costs them."

[video]

[tyrantball]

Desco puffs out her chest in pride, the golden eye on it blinking.

"Desco's Daddy already read it to her when she was in the lab!"

A slight pause.

"Could...could Desco have a copy, please?"

[video]

[electricyousei]

More deadpan.

"Certainly, would you like a physical or data copy?"

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Physical!"

Desco claps her hands in glee.

"When Desco conquers this city, she will reserve one of the beautiful men for you as thanks!"

[video]

[hadronknight]

.........I think you got the wrong game.

[beat]

No, in fact I think this is not a game at all.

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Desco is not playing around!"

Hmph. Angry pouting time.

"Desco really is the Final Boss!"

[video]

[hadronknight]

...shouldn't a final boss be more imposing than that?

[...yeah, he's not even fazed.]/

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Hmph!"

Desco crosses her arms over her chest and starts lecturing you.

"The terrifying grandeur of Desco's TRUE FORM has been sealed away! Be grateful that you only have to deal with Desco in her guise as the Ultimate Little Sister!"

[video]

[hadronknight]

...the Ultimate Little Sister?

[DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A TITLE FIT FOR A FINAL BOSS TBH.]

[video]

[tyrantball]

Nod nod.

"Desco was born to fulfill Big Sis' dearest wish! Therefore, she is the Little Sister that is also the Legendary Final Boss!"

Pointing an imperious claw at you.

"Do you realize how far beyond you Desco is now, human?"

Her haughty act is somewhat spoiled by the fact that her tail is clearly visible as it wags from side to side, far faster than something that size should be able to do, giving Desco the air of an excited puppy.

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[celebrity_commentator]

Oh my god you're adorable!

Video

[tyrantball]

Twintails! Desco approves of your hairstyle. Have a happy smile.

"Would you like to become Desco's minion? You can have third pick of the beautiful men!"

Video

[celebrity_commentator]

I don't think I need to be anyone's minion for that, but thanks for the offer.

Video

[tyrantball]

"You're welcome!"

Desco shifty-eyes for a moment, as if someone might be listening in. Her golden eyes don't seem to have as much range of movement as her red eyes, but they still shift a little bit.

"When Desco gets her share of the beautiful men, she will make them kiss."

She breaks into giggles when she says this, pleased with her own boldness.

Video

[celebrity_commentator]

Well that's one thing you can do...but wouldn't it be better to kiss them yourself?

Video

[tyrantball]

All of Desco's eyes blink in sequence, a wave of twitches running down her frame.

"Desco is a tentacle monster, you know? Once her libido has been stimulated, she won't stop at just kissing."

One of her tentacles wriggles over her back into view of the camera, the eye on the end staring into the feed as the tip splits open, the toothy maw on the end grinning at you.