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compnetwork2012-12-13 11:01 pm
tyrantball) wrote in compnetwork2012-12-13 11:01 pm
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When the feed snaps on, the camera is apparently pointing directly at what appears to be a giant golden eye. There's a slight noise of irritation and the viewpoint jerks upward a little to reveal the face of something that...looks like a little girl? Maybe? Her bangs part around two small red horns growing out of her forehead, and there seems to be another of those golden eyes growing out of her hair. She addresses the camera in a surprisingly deep voice.
"
Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.
"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"
She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.
"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"
With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.
"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"
The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.
"
Foolish mortals! Know that before you is DESCO, the Supreme Final Boss that will throw humanity into DESPAI -*hackwheeze*"Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.
"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"
She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.
"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"
With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.
"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"
The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.
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"Desco bets you are very skillful when handling an axe♥!"
The spines on the side of her dress stiffen again, but she's too busy muttering dreamily to smooth them down this time. You can...probably hear her, actually.
"Your strong, capable hands slowly grip the shaft♥ as you give it a few practice swings, adjusting♥ your♥ grip♥ until♥ it♥ fits♥ perfectly♥..."
...um.
[video]
Er...
[...Wow, this isn't really... awkward at all...]
...Are you still there?
[video]
"Haa...haaa...Desco...Desco needs to go lie down for a little bit."
She waves goodbye as every single one of her tentacles splits open and release long, drawn-out sighs.
"Desco looks forward to out next meeting!"
She rushes off so quickly she's halfway out of the frame before the feed clicks off.
[not here now]
[...y e p. He's going to just.
Shake his head and sigh.]