[video]

[tyrantball]

When the feed snaps on, the camera is apparently pointing directly at what appears to be a giant golden eye. There's a slight noise of irritation and the viewpoint jerks upward a little to reveal the face of something that...looks like a little girl? Maybe? Her bangs part around two small red horns growing out of her forehead, and there seems to be another of those golden eyes growing out of her hair. She addresses the camera in a surprisingly deep voice.

"Foolish mortals! Know that before you is DESCO, the Supreme Final Boss that will throw humanity into DESPAI -*hackwheeze*"

Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.

"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"

She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.

"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"

With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.

"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"

The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.

Comments

video;

[abmoemination]

[ Remember her? She'll just be staring at the video sparkly-eyed and with the hearts still. ]

Even when you're intimidating, you're so cu~ute! Oh, all the things I would do to you GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[video]

[electricyousei]

A pale girl with a deadpan expression responds.

"You are new to this final boss thing, aren't you?"

[video]

[hadronknight]

.........I think you got the wrong game.

[beat]

No, in fact I think this is not a game at all.

Video

[celebrity_commentator]

Oh my god you're adorable!