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[tyrantball]

When the feed snaps on, the camera is apparently pointing directly at what appears to be a giant golden eye. There's a slight noise of irritation and the viewpoint jerks upward a little to reveal the face of something that...looks like a little girl? Maybe? Her bangs part around two small red horns growing out of her forehead, and there seems to be another of those golden eyes growing out of her hair. She addresses the camera in a surprisingly deep voice.

"Foolish mortals! Know that before you is DESCO, the Supreme Final Boss that will throw humanity into DESPAI -*hackwheeze*"

Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.

"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"

She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.

"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"

With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.

"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"

The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.

Comments

video;

[abmoemination]

[ Remember her? She'll just be staring at the video sparkly-eyed and with the hearts still. ]

Even when you're intimidating, you're so cu~ute! Oh, all the things I would do to you GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Nooo! Desco doesn't want this kind of strange minion!"

Desco really, really wants her lasers back right now.

[video]

[abmoemination]

Aw, that's great. None of my forms really are suited for minion material.

[ Hee. ] You can be my minion. Isn't that a role better suited for a little sister?

[video]

[tyrantball]

"Desco already has a big sister!"

RAAR. Desco is gnashing her pointy, serrated teeth at you - this includes the ones in her tentacle-maws, not just the ones in her regular maw.

[video]

[abmoemination]

Finder's keepers. If your inadequate, stupid, worthless, and full of abandonment issues big sister wants to come claim you, she'll have to go through me first.

[ Sorry Desco, you've been adopted. Forcefully. There's only one way to end up on her bad side and his name starts with Mahiro. ]

Are you teething? You can gnaw on me a little if it'll make you feel better.

[video]

[tyrantball]

She goes very still, all her eyes fixing on the video feed.

"Desco dares you to insult Big Sis again."

You, uh...you might have just stepped on a landmine, there.

[video]

[abmoemination]

Double dog dare me and I'll consider it.

[ Nyaruko likes to live dangerously. Unless forks are involved.

Can Desco equip silverware? CAN FORKS GO INTO THE ITEM WORLD? These are important questions to know. ]

[video]

[tyrantball]

Forks probably can go into the Item World, but Desco can only equip Monster Weapons, which are generally more like...concepts, really. Or body parts.

Meanwhile, Desco has a considering look on her face as she eyes you warily.

"...Desco is going to ignore you until you apologize for insulting Big Sis."

And with that, she cuts the feed.