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compnetwork2012-12-13 11:01 pm
tyrantball) wrote in compnetwork2012-12-13 11:01 pm
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When the feed snaps on, the camera is apparently pointing directly at what appears to be a giant golden eye. There's a slight noise of irritation and the viewpoint jerks upward a little to reveal the face of something that...looks like a little girl? Maybe? Her bangs part around two small red horns growing out of her forehead, and there seems to be another of those golden eyes growing out of her hair. She addresses the camera in a surprisingly deep voice.
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Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.
"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"
She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.
"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"
With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.
"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"
The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.
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Foolish mortals! Know that before you is DESCO, the Supreme Final Boss that will throw humanity into DESPAI -*hackwheeze*"Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.
"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"
She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.
"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"
With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.
"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"
The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.
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Desco shifty-eyes for a moment, as if someone might be listening in. Her golden eyes don't seem to have as much range of movement as her red eyes, but they still shift a little bit.
"When Desco gets her share of the beautiful men, she will make them kiss."
She breaks into giggles when she says this, pleased with her own boldness.
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"Desco is a tentacle monster, you know? Once her libido has been stimulated, she won't stop at just kissing."
One of her tentacles wriggles over her back into view of the camera, the eye on the end staring into the feed as the tip splits open, the toothy maw on the end grinning at you.
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"Desco has decided!"
Bright smile.
"Desco will remember your name! So tell Desco what it is."
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[Well, for a...whatever she is, she still seemed friendly.]
...it's, um, nice to meet you, Desco.
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She rears back on a thick, lizard-like tail that suddenly appears from beneath her dress, kicking her legs in excitement.
"Desco's full name is Death/Extermination Submersible Combat Organism Kazamatsuri!"
The tail is gone, now, as Desco crosses her arms over her chest and nods sagely.
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R-right. That's a bit of a mouthful so I'll stick with Desco-chan, if that's alright with you...
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Congratulations, you're officially friends with a megalomaniac preteen tentacle monster.
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Right...well, I'll see you around?
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"Yes!"
Desco waves goodbye as she shuts off the feed.