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When the feed snaps on, the camera is apparently pointing directly at what appears to be a giant golden eye. There's a slight noise of irritation and the viewpoint jerks upward a little to reveal the face of something that...looks like a little girl? Maybe? Her bangs part around two small red horns growing out of her forehead, and there seems to be another of those golden eyes growing out of her hair. She addresses the camera in a surprisingly deep voice.

"Foolish mortals! Know that before you is DESCO, the Supreme Final Boss that will throw humanity into DESPAI -*hackwheeze*"

Please excuse her coughing fit, Final Boss Voice hurts her throat. Once she's done coughing, she'll continue in a slightly more normal little girl voice.

"The Supreme Final Boss that will plunge humanity into DESPAIR!"

She quickly consults what looks like a small notebook of some sort before looking up at the camera again.

"okay, now the laugh - Mwahahahaha!"

With that done, she beams at the camera with the expression of a small child that is extremely proud of themselves.

"Also, also, Desco is currently taking applications for the position of Minion to the Final Boss! Please contact Desco at her apartment!"

The feed cuts out then, before Desco bothers to say where her apartment actually is.

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"Desco is not playing around!"

Hmph. Angry pouting time.

"Desco really is the Final Boss!"

...shouldn't a final boss be more imposing than that?

[...yeah, he's not even fazed.]/

"Hmph!"

Desco crosses her arms over her chest and starts lecturing you.

"The terrifying grandeur of Desco's TRUE FORM has been sealed away! Be grateful that you only have to deal with Desco in her guise as the Ultimate Little Sister!"

...the Ultimate Little Sister?

[DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A TITLE FIT FOR A FINAL BOSS TBH.]

Nod nod.

"Desco was born to fulfill Big Sis' dearest wish! Therefore, she is the Little Sister that is also the Legendary Final Boss!"

Pointing an imperious claw at you.

"Do you realize how far beyond you Desco is now, human?"

Her haughty act is somewhat spoiled by the fact that her tail is clearly visible as it wags from side to side, far faster than something that size should be able to do, giving Desco the air of an excited puppy.

[You know, that looked kind of cute for a second there, but since he has a thing for CHIVALRY, he's going to humor her.

This isn't going to backfire at all.]

I believe I have, oh most fearsome creature from the dark.

Desco grins, revealing that...pretty much all of her teeth are actually serrated, shark-like fangs. Several of her tentacles start writhing against each other, and the movement of her tail slows down to a lazy swish.

"Desco approves of your good manners."

All over her body, the slit pupils of her golden eyes contract, while the concentric rings that make up the pupils of her red eyes widen as she rakes her gaze over the portions of you visible through the video feed. The spines on the edges of her dress stiffen slightly, causing her to slowly run her hands down her sides, smoothing them back into position.

"Desco would like to know your...name."

...um.

[So the cuteness factor detracted a lot from the action, but if Mordred showed any signs of his fear, there wasn't any as he continued talking to her as if this was yet another day in his job.

With the added change of a little bit more respect since well, that's more like a final boss, really.]

I am Mordred, nothing more, nothing less.

The spines smoothed down, Desco's claws rest against her thighs, tracing around the sockets of the golden eyes embedded there, her muscular tail swishing back and forth in time with the tiny circles she's tracing.

"Mor...dred."

She draws out your name, stretching the first 'r' over her tongue like a well-loved candy. Placing one clawed hand over the golden eye on her chest, she extends the other to the camera in a gesture of invitation.

"Please, won't you talk with Desco for a while longer♥?"

She draws in her hands, clasping them together and lowering her head demurely, the golden eye on her forehead still fixed on you.

"Desco wants to know all about you~♥"

[...Somehow, this is reminding him an awful lot of the times when women used that tone with him, whether back in the olden days or even now in modern times.

...Unfortunately he doesn't come built-in with the capability to understand just when to stop talking to a lady.

Even one that looks like a loli eldritch thing.]

...Uh, sure. What do you want to know about?

Okay, first the most important question:

"What do you think...of axes♥?"

That I'm able to wield them?

[...He's confuzzled alright...]

Desco presses her claws to her cheeks, blushing heavily.

"Oooo, so bold♥! So daring♥!"

...huh?

...Err, is something the matter?

[Where is this conversation heading...]

Right off a cliff, probably.

"Desco bets you are very skillful when handling an axe♥!"

The spines on the side of her dress stiffen again, but she's too busy muttering dreamily to smooth them down this time. You can...probably hear her, actually.

"Your strong, capable hands slowly grip the shaft♥ as you give it a few practice swings, adjusting♥ your♥ grip♥ until♥ it♥ fits♥ perfectly♥..."

...um.

...

Er...

[...Wow, this isn't really... awkward at all...]

...Are you still there?

She snaps out of her trance state at your words, panting slightly.

"Haa...haaa...Desco...Desco needs to go lie down for a little bit."

She waves goodbye as every single one of her tentacles splits open and release long, drawn-out sighs.

"Desco looks forward to out next meeting!"

She rushes off so quickly she's halfway out of the frame before the feed clicks off.

...Er...

[...y e p. He's going to just.

Shake his head and sigh.]

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