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Seems like you guys're all tangled up in some kinda huge mess here, along with the fate of the world itself.

Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.

I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.

So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.

[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]

And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.

[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]

And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.

I'm just not giving my real name, alright?

Laters.

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...Are you afraid something from your world might follow you here?

[Annnd he lets out a laugh at that question. You're a funny kid.]

Scared? No fucking way. What'd make you think that?

...Hmm. It was just a thought.

Is there any reason it's "Santa"?

Like the number 3 in Japanese; San, get it? Then I added "ta" so that it was a real name, see?

[Half truths all over the place.]

Why the number three?

[It's okay, he's interested either way.]

Do you want the long drawn out version I'd only give to the people I totally trust, or do you want a short version?

[Only the latter will happen. Not until you have a social link of a few ranks, kid.]

[...What kind of question is that.]

Whichever you feel like.

It's my favourite number.

[Obvious lie come at him bro]

See? 'Cause three just happens to be near the start of the whole numerology thing so that way I don't have to wait too long for my favourite. It's also just one away from four - which is considered unlucky by some. That way I wont get too comfortable when dealing with my favourite shit in life.

Understand?

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You were so strongly inspired by your favorite number that you decided to use it instead of your real name?

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Many would find influencing the fate of the world to be an exciting adventure, whether or not it's their world. I suppose you're easily bored.

I dunno if I'd say I'm easily bored, it's easy to find something entertaining. Whether or not it stays entertaining is the problem, know what I mean?

But yeah, like you said, this isn't my world. I guess that's a little exciting at least, yeah? Being in another world and everything.

Not sure if there's much of a point in going the extra mile to save it, though, since they're clearly too fuckin' lazy to do it themselves.

You have a point. It does seem dangerous, however, relying on strangers.

Dangerous? I'd say it was really, really

So, if you don't mind my asking, who are you supposed to be?

Nessiah. A pleasure to meet you.

Well my name is Santa but I already said it, right?

You made up your mind about what side you're gonna take?

It's too early to make such a decision.

My thoughts exactly.

[Most people would just say they were going to save this world without thought, so Nessiah has just earned some points in Santa's opinion.]

It probably wont be easy either way, will it?

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What kind of name is "Santa"?

[Sorry he just

it sounds funny and he's trying not to laugh.]

A codename, genius.

Don't tell me you've never heard of Father Christmas.

Sure I have. But if you have a codename, why didn't you pick something cooler? You don't really look like any Santa I've seen.

Alright; based on the number three what would you have picked for a cool as fuck codename, genius?

[He might be frowning ever so slightly. You are pissing him off, son.

Don't make him rant on about white santa black santa woe is me bullshit, dude.]

[Hey, he didn't ask for your depressing orphan backstory!]

I dunno, what about Trigun?

What about Tri-harder 'cause that's fucking stupid?

[W-Well good he didn't want to tell you anyway baka.]

[WOW rude much?]

Hey! It's not any stupider than "Santa"!

It is so much stupider than Santa that I'm having trouble believing you even have a brain.

It was pretty funny, though, I'll give you that much.

[probably not funny in the way it was intended.]

What's your name, Tri-hard?

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