[Video]

[getoutclaus]

Seems like you guys're all tangled up in some kinda huge mess here, along with the fate of the world itself.

Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.

I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.

So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.


[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]

And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.

[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]

And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.

I'm just not giving my real name, alright?

Laters.

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[Audio]

[not_that_sasuke]

Is that so? And no, I don't think I have.