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compnetwork2012-09-28 09:15 pm
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Seems like you guys're all tangled up in some kinda huge mess here, along with the fate of the world itself.
Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.
I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.
So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.
[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]
And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.
[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]
And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.
I'm just not giving my real name, alright?
Laters.
Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.
I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.
So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.
[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]
And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.
[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]
And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.
I'm just not giving my real name, alright?
Laters.
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[He might be frowning ever so slightly. You are pissing him off, son.
Don't make him rant on about white santa black santa woe is me bullshit, dude.]
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I dunno, what about Trigun?
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[W-Well good he didn't want to tell you anyway baka.]
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Hey! It's not any stupider than "Santa"!
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It was pretty funny, though, I'll give you that much.
[probably not funny in the way it was intended.]
What's your name, Tri-hard?
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I'm Daichi. Daichi Shijima. Nice to meet you, I guess...
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So do you always show up to insult people and their choices in codenames? I mean I'm no saint [understatement of the decade] but come on, dude.
Dick move.
[No. Never. It will change to unfunny tri-hard over time.]
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Hey, I'm not the one that goes around giving people weird fake names for no reason! You're acting more like a dick than I am!
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[Being a bazillionjillionmillionaire ain't easy.]
And if you think giving people "weird fake names" makes someone a dick then [annnd sarcastic whistle] hoo boy have we got some fun times ahead of us, Daichi.
[And see? He dropped the name.]
Happy now?
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He sighed.]
Just because you know you're a dick doesn't excuse you for still acting like one. [grumble grumble.]
Better you insult me with my real name at least.