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Seems like you guys're all tangled up in some kinda huge mess here, along with the fate of the world itself.

Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.

I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.

So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.

[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]

And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.

[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]

And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.

I'm just not giving my real name, alright?

Laters.

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...Are you afraid something from your world might follow you here?

Many would find influencing the fate of the world to be an exciting adventure, whether or not it's their world. I suppose you're easily bored.

I dunno if I'd say I'm easily bored, it's easy to find something entertaining. Whether or not it stays entertaining is the problem, know what I mean?

But yeah, like you said, this isn't my world. I guess that's a little exciting at least, yeah? Being in another world and everything.

Not sure if there's much of a point in going the extra mile to save it, though, since they're clearly too fuckin' lazy to do it themselves.

[Annnd he lets out a laugh at that question. You're a funny kid.]

Scared? No fucking way. What'd make you think that?

You have a point. It does seem dangerous, however, relying on strangers.

Dangerous? I'd say it was really, really

So, if you don't mind my asking, who are you supposed to be?

Nessiah. A pleasure to meet you.

Well my name is Santa but I already said it, right?

You made up your mind about what side you're gonna take?

It's too early to make such a decision.

My thoughts exactly.

[Most people would just say they were going to save this world without thought, so Nessiah has just earned some points in Santa's opinion.]

It probably wont be easy either way, will it?

Of course not. Expecting otherwise would be absurd.

Well if it was an easy option someone wanted they could just kick back and do fucking nothing until this world is either saved or gone up in smoke.

Sounds tempting, actually.

[Lies, doesn't sound interesting enough.]

That seems a bit too boring for my tastes.

You some kinda dare devil thrill seeker, Nessiah?

Not at all, but I prefer to be active in whatever world I happen to be in.

...Hmm. It was just a thought.

Is there any reason it's "Santa"?

What kind of name is "Santa"?

[Sorry he just

it sounds funny and he's trying not to laugh.]

Like the number 3 in Japanese; San, get it? Then I added "ta" so that it was a real name, see?

[Half truths all over the place.]

What if that world was one where the only outcome of being active was failure and death? Would you wanna be active then?

I can see your point, though, being active is a whole lot more interesting and helpful in life.

A codename, genius.

Don't tell me you've never heard of Father Christmas.

Why the number three?

[It's okay, he's interested either way.]

Do you want the long drawn out version I'd only give to the people I totally trust, or do you want a short version?

[Only the latter will happen. Not until you have a social link of a few ranks, kid.]

Mm, I've found that there is usually a slight hope for success if one works at it long enough. The only question is whether that's worth it.

[...What kind of question is that.]

Whichever you feel like.

It's my favourite number.

[Obvious lie come at him bro]

See? 'Cause three just happens to be near the start of the whole numerology thing so that way I don't have to wait too long for my favourite. It's also just one away from four - which is considered unlucky by some. That way I wont get too comfortable when dealing with my favourite shit in life.

Understand?

Edited 2012-10-01 18:50 (UTC)

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