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Seems like you guys're all tangled up in some kinda huge mess here, along with the fate of the world itself.

Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.

I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.

So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.

[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]

And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.

[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]

And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.

I'm just not giving my real name, alright?

Laters.

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It is so much stupider than Santa that I'm having trouble believing you even have a brain.

It was pretty funny, though, I'll give you that much.

[probably not funny in the way it was intended.]

What's your name, Tri-hard?

Edited 2012-10-07 04:14 (UTC)

[Oh great. This guys not gonna stop call him that, is he...]

I'm Daichi. Daichi Shijima. Nice to meet you, I guess...

Nice to meet you, I guess.

So do you always show up to insult people and their choices in codenames? I mean I'm no saint [understatement of the decade] but come on, dude.

Dick move.

[No. Never. It will change to unfunny tri-hard over time.]

[Tri-hard is just as lame as his joke, thank you very much.]

Hey, I'm not the one that goes around giving people weird fake names for no reason! You're acting more like a dick than I am!

Yeah but I know I'm a dick, see? I wouldn't have gotten where I was in life without being one.

[Being a bazillionjillionmillionaire ain't easy.]

And if you think giving people "weird fake names" makes someone a dick then [annnd sarcastic whistle] hoo boy have we got some fun times ahead of us, Daichi.

[And see? He dropped the name.]

Happy now?

[OK maybe he should've pointed out the more obvious points of dickish behavior. Daichi's not good at being antagonizing, OK!

He sighed.]

Just because you know you're a dick doesn't excuse you for still acting like one. [grumble grumble.]

Better you insult me with my real name at least.