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Seems like you guys're all tangled up in some kinda huge mess here, along with the fate of the world itself.

Sounds pretty fucking dull if you ask me; it's not like I'm even from this piece of shit world, know what I mean? I really couldn't care less whether it burns to the ground, sinks into the abyss or if it somehow survives.

I mean obviously I'm gonna stick around to see how it ends; I'll even lend a hand, as long as I can be bothered and don't wind up bored shitless.

So I gotta ask; what is there to do in this shithole? Anything fun gone down lately? Fill me in, dudes.

[Santa stretches and stifles a yawn, finally continuing with a slight grin on his face.]

And it's not like I really care one way or the other, but I might as well ask... any of you losers from back home recognize me? It's Santa, by the way, incase you can't see my face.

[Which should, for better or for worse, cover of the people he knew back home]

And no, Santa isn't my real name, that'd be stupid as all hell.

I'm just not giving my real name, alright?

Laters.

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...Hmm. It was just a thought.

Is there any reason it's "Santa"?

Like the number 3 in Japanese; San, get it? Then I added "ta" so that it was a real name, see?

[Half truths all over the place.]

Why the number three?

[It's okay, he's interested either way.]

Do you want the long drawn out version I'd only give to the people I totally trust, or do you want a short version?

[Only the latter will happen. Not until you have a social link of a few ranks, kid.]

[...What kind of question is that.]

Whichever you feel like.

It's my favourite number.

[Obvious lie come at him bro]

See? 'Cause three just happens to be near the start of the whole numerology thing so that way I don't have to wait too long for my favourite. It's also just one away from four - which is considered unlucky by some. That way I wont get too comfortable when dealing with my favourite shit in life.

Understand?

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You were so strongly inspired by your favorite number that you decided to use it instead of your real name?

No, that's a filthy lie.

I just can't and or don't and or don't trust you enough to tell you the real reason.

[Some people would add "yet" on there; but some people aren't jaded assholes. Santa is.]

It has something to do with the number three, I can tell you that much for three.

[Do you get it? Do you? Dear god he misses his lame pun making almost friend right now. He'd be in hysterics.]

[Naturally that would be how it goes.]

Then is there a "one" and a "two"?

[Ew. One. Gross. Ace. Gross.]

Yeah, there's a bunch of numbers from one to nine. We're the private army of an all powerful super warrior. I'm the commander of the third division; Santa.

How'd you guess?

...And you all use code names?

Not poor old number nine... because he done got exploded to death.

[A ~~fake?~~ sniffle goes here.]

I'll never forgive the ones who did that to him.

But you still call him number nine?

He didn't come up with a codename for himself before he blew up.

So we just call him the Ninth Man.

[Only... Santa knows his real name very well.]

What about you, no code name based experience?

I'm afraid not.

Well take my word for it when I say codenames are a whole lot of fun.

[Not strictly true they're a pain in the ass but useful for taking revenge]

Did you say what your real name was?

Is that so? And no, I don't think I have.

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