Public Post, Visitor Network Text

[daswunderkind]

GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

Comments

[voice]

[electricyousei]

"What do you know about gravity weapons?"

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

Hmmm...that depends what type of gravity we are talking about!

[...what.]

What were you thinkin'?

[Video]

[electricyousei]

"The Nadesico's main gun channels a beam that increases the gravity in its area to somewhere around 125 gravities. Weapons tech isn't my specialty but it may be wise to check it before bringing it online."

[Video]

[daswunderkind]

Oh, that sounds incredibly dangerous! I'd be glad to check it out!

[Video]

[electricyousei]

"It is the main gun on a battleship, but I would appreciate someone who works with theoretical weapons looking at it."

text to ferrus

[greyerrant]

Check this one out. I think it will be important.

[Audio]

[strangerfromthedesert]

You said you can repair. What do you know about lightsabers?

[Indeed, this can only end well. Especially if Lash picks up on what Zero is later.]

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

Plenty!

They were part of R&D and something I actively worked on, but my superiors decided that they were useless unless in close quarters combat and Black Hole is more about blowing things up than that type of thing, you know?

[She only knew of one full sentient robot too. This can only end well.]

[Video]

[strangerfromthedesert]

[The feed turned on to show a hand with its palm open, holding two short white sticks with a bulbous end on each, the halves cracked in numerous places. Another piece that looked like it could connect the two was also next to them. Something seemed off about the hand though, it didn't look like a human palm...]

This is a modular lightsaber, it was meant to extend past the normal reach of melee like a spear. It broke some time ago. Can you do anything with it?

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

[Wait wait wait...]

...hey, are you a robot?

[You'd have to forgive her. Tact wasn't part of her vocabulary, unfortunately.]

[private]

[princessofheart]

What about bows and arrows?

[private]

[thewunderkind]

You're still using those?

Wouldn't a gun do more damage?

[private]

[princessofheart]

Not for me, for my sister. Bows have a special meaning to her, so she uses them in battle sometimes.

[private]

[thewunderkind]

Oh sentimental stuff.

[Pffft that's so dumb.]

Wellllll I think I could whip up something. If she right or left-handed?

Text

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

I see you spoke to Lt. Comm. Hoshino.

While you're aboard her ship perhaps we could discuss weapons for one of the humanoid units she has aboard?

Video

[daswunderkind]

You two speak my language! How many humanoid units are we talking about, exactly?

Video

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

Just the one, so far.

text

[halberdaxe]

How about bladed weapons?

Any that cuts through demons nicely?

Videos

[thewunderkind]

I might be able to do something with lasers, if you'd like! Or sharpen that blade of yours so fine it could split hairs in two and even melt metal!

video

[halberdaxe]

Preferably sharpened. I'd rather wield a weapon that will not kill me.

[Seeing how he can get himself killed by the traps he made in the afterlife, it's a definite possibility for him to get killed with the lasers, yep.]

video

[thewunderkind]

But where's the fun in that... OKAY! I'll think of something!

Or maybe...ewww! A child lock or something...

[ text ]

[vacare]

Do you think you could take something apart and put it back together? Like... could you take a motorcycle apart and make it so it ran on something other than gas or electricity?

[Video] (You realize she's going to add more than just this)

[thewunderkind]

I've rebuilt entire giant canons in 17 days! That sounds like a no-brainier to me!

What type of energy would you like?

[ text ] (i've made my peace with it; he'd... just thank her and deal with it hahaha cries)

[vacare]

Actually, it doesn't run on gas or electricity right now, so I guess one of the two would be all right. Unless you could make it run on water or something? That'd be cool.

[Video] (Excellent bring on the rockets and the guns)

[thewunderkind]

Water? Yeah I guess I could, but nothing beats the smell of gasoline during a refuel, you know? [She''s....special....]

Maybe I could try perfecting a new engine for it!