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GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

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Hmmm...that depends what type of gravity we are talking about!

[...what.]

What were you thinkin'?

"The Nadesico's main gun channels a beam that increases the gravity in its area to somewhere around 125 gravities. Weapons tech isn't my specialty but it may be wise to check it before bringing it online."

Edited 2013-03-23 01:45 (UTC)

Oh, that sounds incredibly dangerous! I'd be glad to check it out!

"It is the main gun on a battleship, but I would appreciate someone who works with theoretical weapons looking at it."

Well you've come to the right wunderkind! I've made and worked with a lot of theoretical everything, so this should be super easy for someone like me!

"Ah, I'm only a theorist so I need an engineer to look over these sort of things."

Well you've found yourself one! The very best, might I add, tee hee hee!

[She's very humble.]

"Do you have any experience with non weapon technology?"

Why?

"There are lots of systems on the ship that aren't weapons that could probably benefit from an engineer looking at them on a regular basis."

[OMG.]

I'd love to do that!

Edited 2013-03-27 09:07 (UTC)

...it's still scientific stuff, right?

"Its a space battleship, what else would it be? Even the boson jump system is based off of the Higgs Boson particle."

Could be just caches of documents about how to handle food properly.

[Let's just say she had a bad meeting involving a Grean Earth Commanding Officer teaching her proper food manners and leaving it at that.]

"But I'm not looking for kitchen help. Expecting an engineer to adhere to the cafeteria cook staff rules seems stupid."

You'd be surprised...

[Bad experience abounds. ]

"....Sadly, I probably wouldn't. I knew a captain that ordered the crew to help her write love letters in the past."

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