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[daswunderkind]

GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

Comments

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[thewunderkind]

I might be able to do something with lasers, if you'd like! Or sharpen that blade of yours so fine it could split hairs in two and even melt metal!

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[halberdaxe]

Preferably sharpened. I'd rather wield a weapon that will not kill me.

[Seeing how he can get himself killed by the traps he made in the afterlife, it's a definite possibility for him to get killed with the lasers, yep.]

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[thewunderkind]

But where's the fun in that... OKAY! I'll think of something!

Or maybe...ewww! A child lock or something...

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[halberdaxe]

[He couldn't hear what you said towards the end.]

What did you say?

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[daswunderkind]

[Fortunately (?) she does answer when he asks.]

A child lock! You know, something that would disable the deadly weapon when not in use.

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[halberdaxe]

A child lock?!

[Look as his disbelief look.]

I do not need some idiotic lock!

[Noda pls.]