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[daswunderkind]

GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

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[electricyousei]

"....Sadly, I probably wouldn't. I knew a captain that ordered the crew to help her write love letters in the past."