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[daswunderkind]

GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

Comments

[Video]

[electricyousei]

"There are lots of systems on the ship that aren't weapons that could probably benefit from an engineer looking at them on a regular basis."

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

[OMG.]

I'd love to do that!

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

...it's still scientific stuff, right?

[Video]

[electricyousei]

"Its a space battleship, what else would it be? Even the boson jump system is based off of the Higgs Boson particle."

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

Could be just caches of documents about how to handle food properly.

[Let's just say she had a bad meeting involving a Grean Earth Commanding Officer teaching her proper food manners and leaving it at that.]

[Video]

[electricyousei]

"But I'm not looking for kitchen help. Expecting an engineer to adhere to the cafeteria cook staff rules seems stupid."

[Video]

[thewunderkind]

You'd be surprised...

[Bad experience abounds. ]

[Video]

[electricyousei]

"....Sadly, I probably wouldn't. I knew a captain that ordered the crew to help her write love letters in the past."