Public Post, Visitor Network Text

[daswunderkind]

GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

Comments

[private]

[princessofheart]

Sorry, what was that? You were speaking kind of quiet.

[private]

[daswunderkind]

I SAID I'M GONNA ADD MUCH MUCH MORE STUFF THAN JUST A SIMPLE PUNCH!!!

[At least she's very truthful.]

[private]

[princessofheart]

Oh.

[Welp. Leave it to Lash to be honest about her scientific mastermind plans.]

...Cool! Do you think you could make trick arrows and stuff too? Like tips that explode and stuff.

[private]

[daswunderkind]

Hahahahahah! If you think you've ever seen 'trick' arrows before, well...you'd be wrong! For they will pale on comparison to what I've got cooked up. You ain't seen anything yet!

[private]

[princessofheart]

Excellent! I'm excited to see what you're gonna come up with.