[Slightly Locked Public Post, Visitor Network Video]

[misogynistic]

[Locked away from the IT, especially Rise's damn mouth.]

Sheesh... All this Junes Invasion stuff has really gotten out of hand for the police!

[Behind Adachi is another officer trying to calm down a rabid fangirl. It isn't working out too well.]

But before that, I guess I should introduce myself! I've been having to go around town a lot, especially since all this mess started, yet I don't remember doing too much introducing and whatnot... I'm-- [Seriously? One of the girl's sharp yells cuts off Adachi, and he glances behind him.] --ah, hey! Come on, you can't just headbutt an officer!

[Adachi grimaces.] ...I better make this quick, then. I'm Adachi, and... [More and more keeps on happening over his shoulder.] Don't worry about this mess. We've got it covered!

[Yet, he still nervously glances behind himself to check up on it before back down at his COMP.] Y-Yeah, you can count on the Hinoto-Ri police! Now, if you'll excuse me... [However, a few seconds before he cuts off the feed, the sort of riot isn't settling...] H-He-- [Then it blacks out.]

[OOC: If you could answer his permissions, that would be awesome!]

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[princessofheart]

Do you need any help? I'm already in the area.

[She was actually currently escorting the cause of the mob towards the exit of Junes. A new 'Crown Prince' had arrived smack dab in the war zone, and Kairi had been lucky enough to catch him before one of his fans did.]

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[misogynistic]

--eey!

[OH KAIRI. OH DEAR SWEET KAIRI]

Huh? [Kairi, why are you near Junes. IT'S A HORROR STORY DOWN HERE.] We've got it-- [He trailed off. Oh dear, it looked like the mob just kept on growing and growing... Adachi even bumped into a girl before--] Ah! Okay, just maybe we need help!

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[thisclinchesit]

Heh, never a dull day in that line of work, is there?

[Video, some time after Kairi saves his ass]

[misogynistic]

[You'd be surprised.]

Sheesh, now I know why they never really show crowd control on TV. [Believe it or not, Adachi did get at least a year in before getting stuck in Inaba... Mostly horrible cases involving saving married couples' cats, though.] Hinoto-Ri is so different from back home... Even in the big city, we never had mobs like that...

[Sometimes different didn't mean awesome.]

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[thewunderkind]

Oh my gosh, crowd control, crowd control tee hee hee! [Idly, she taps on her chin, thinking. What's good for making sure all those girls leave quickly.] Oh, I know! Just say the word and I'll send a bomb to disperse everyone!

[Nailed it.]

I'm sure they'll get a BANG out of it!

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[misogynistic]

A bomb!?

[Oh, great, him saying that invokes a new reaction from the mob. Oh, come on, didn't she get the drill? Puns are only funny when Adachi does them.]

Calm down, everybody! There isn't a bomb in-- [Oh, thanks a lot. The crowd drowns out his voice.]

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[prettytamer]

How old do you have to be to be a policeperson?

[Midori. Midori no.

Granted she already knows that policemen aren't all good, from seeing them murder a civilian in cold blood, but... Surely that was an exceptional circumstance, right?]

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[misogynistic]

[Huh, he wasn't expecting that question from that broadcast. Why would she ever want to become an officer for Hinoto-Ri after seeing that mob? Thankfully, he catches this once it's safe. Because that thread with Lash had to be during the mob for comedy reasons.]

Well... 18, but you've also got to go to college. In fact, this place works a lot like Japan! [Really, though? Was she a masochist?] Their police school is practically the same as the one I went to, too.

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[echo_of_a_jedi]

Some people really need to learn to take literature less seriously...

On the other hand, it's good to see more of us working directly with the police department, I guess. Welcome to Hinoto-Ri.

Video, afterwards because AHGSJFS

[misogynistic]

Yeah, you're telling me. [His first day in Hinoto-Ri, Yukiko sicked a fangirl mob at him...]

Oh, and thanks? It's funny, I've technically been here for half a month, and nobody's ever said that to me. [Helltower, anyone?]

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[seasidecherry]

Oh, no...this isn't good at all! We're supposed to be having the concert outside there this week, but we can't do that if people are rioting outside Junes. I'd better go talk to Rise-senpai.

Please be careful out there, okay?

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[misogynistic]

[All these concerned girls are kind of working to his advantage?]

Oh! I didn't mean to alarm anyone! [Though, this is one of the few times anybody has showed concern, except for that annoying old lady.] I'm sure it'll be okay for your... Wait, did you say concert? [THOUGH, RISE. YEAH, NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPEE...]

SO GUESS WHO DECIDED TO HELP WITH THE RIOT...

[risingshepard]

[...Gah, how many calls has she gotten over this now? It's been keeping her from her shifts in Libra so much it's stupid. And now this shit had to go and happen over it.

It's bad, sure, but come on, was this even necessary?

Shepard makes her way onto the scene, cracking her knuckles and shooting one hell of a look at a small bunch of rioters.]

Knock it off, already! You're getting in the way of our work!

SHEPARD THESE FANGIRLS BACK TO THEIR FANGIRL STABLES

[misogynistic]

[Oh, wow, would you look at that, a competent...female cop? Yeah, Adachi had to side-eye that. And, hold on, was she going to beat them up? Did she really want to mess up visitor/native relations even more?]

Ah, y-yeah. You guys should really head on home! [It's...good cop time? Though a woman being the bad cop was taking his head for a spin.] We... [He pretty much avoided the 13th hour as much as he could...] ...y-yeah, what she said!

[NAILED IT.

Though, the mob still wasn't pleased... Adachi nervously stepped away, only to bump into another girl. Sheesh, when people bound together like this, it was always a pain!]

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[destinedwaters]

[And this is why she is so glad she is no longer involved with the government of Hinoto-ri aside from flat-out telling them to get off her property when they hear the explosions of practicing magic in a safe and secure location.]

...Are you alright over there? [SURE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT. And boy, is she glad she only dealt with demons.]

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[misogynistic]

[Fangirls are demons in a way... AndYep, there's nothing more safe and secure than a castle! ...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way. Fangirls are like cockroaches, though. If there's a way inside, they'll find it...]

Y-Yeah, it took some other people's help, but we finally got them out of here! [Kairi Kairi Kairi Kairi pls] It's too bad Kairi's too young to join the police... She did a really good job!

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[belfire]

RIP adachi we will all know you died in the line of duty - protecting hinoto-ri from fucking insane fangirls

what a way to go

honourable death

text kazuya pls

[misogynistic]

c'mon now is that really something to joke about?

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[whereibelong]

[Xion's at work today, and thus doesn't see this until she gets on break. Normally she'd just wince and move on (and make note to avoid Junes), considering what happened is probably over already, but she notices that Kairi had gone to help.]

They keep getting worse... Did you guys get out okay?

[Truth be told after hearing about Facility she's more worried about this guy than Kairi but it doesn't hurt to check. And she'd always be worried about her friends to some extent.

To Adachi though, it may very well look and sound like Kairi's twin is talking to him.]

[video] had to see how she broke them up first ;v;

[misogynistic]

What the...?

[Why is it that nobody has their own faces in KH land? It's confusing as hell, and it has Adachi doing a double-take. He and Kairi never talked for long, but he still hadn't expected...]

O-Oh, yeah, we got out fine! [This is so confusing Adachi is so much unsure

Hopefully there isn't another one.]

Kairi did this magic trick or whatever, and they ran for it. [And, well...] ...A-Actually, speaking of Kairi, do you know her? Because you look pretty... Uh. You look like twins!

[meaningdies]

[Yeah okay he has to laugh.]

Having trouble there?

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[misogynistic]

[Well, great, Adachi accidentally flipped on the video right as a fangirl elbowed him in the face.]

O-Ow! [...With an aggravated sigh, Adachi tried detangling himself.] No, we've got it-- [Why do all fangirls have the sharpest elbows. That was uncalled for!] --under... [Nope, nope, nope. Nope, those Junes Invasion fans just can't be tamed.]

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[doesasordered]

...Do you need assistance? Is that stuff really so popular...

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[misogynistic]

[Unfortunately, Adachi didn't see this in time. Although, his ass got saved anyhow.]

Yeeesh... [Adachi looks slightly more mangled than usual, but that's about it.] We got a handle on it, thankfully. Man, they were rabid! That's the first time I ever had to deal with a mob... [Unless you count his first day with Yukiko. But that time had been so insignificant compared to what he had just experienced.]

And, yeah, apparently, people eat that stuff right up. I don't know why, either.

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[hetried]

Uh... You sure you have all of that under control? ['Cause it doesn't...really.....]

Are the police really having that much trouble?

video what are boomerang tags tbh DURING

[misogynistic]

[Nope, nope, things are not okay. Adachi actually tries responding to this during trying to detangle the mob, but, you know... Fanboys/girls, man.]

No, no, it's fi-- [And then he takes an elbow right to the face. Sure, you can have confidence in the police.]

[spaztastic]

Why are they going crazy over a book??

really, but what are boomerang tags

[misogynistic]

Oh, well... [Oh dear.] The author tends to not hide who she bases the main characters off, and one of the kids was caught nearby. [People. Are. Crazy. Oh, wait--] ...We got it under control, though, don't worry!

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[1500lives]

[Souji had been mostly poking around the network for some sort of answers about...well, the whole 'another world' thing. What he did not, ever, in his life expect to see was this asshole's mug.

Sure, the post had gone up days ago, but he didn't care. This was Adachi. Still having a job as a cop. But like hell he was going to set himself up like he had last time...he had an idea, mostly spurred from the other responses on the entry.]

did everything turn out ok? :) if nothing else, it looks like you drummed up interest in becoming an officer!

souji is beyond the it lock just by being a snarky little shit

[misogynistic]

yeah we pretty much got it taken care of dont worry

hopefully the kid who got it started knows how to disguise himself now

[Oh, yeah, Suugee, just try messing with him. Just try.]