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[Locked away from the IT, especially Rise's damn mouth.]

Sheesh... All this Junes Invasion stuff has really gotten out of hand for the police!

[Behind Adachi is another officer trying to calm down a rabid fangirl. It isn't working out too well.]

But before that, I guess I should introduce myself! I've been having to go around town a lot, especially since all this mess started, yet I don't remember doing too much introducing and whatnot... I'm-- [Seriously? One of the girl's sharp yells cuts off Adachi, and he glances behind him.] --ah, hey! Come on, you can't just headbutt an officer!

[Adachi grimaces.] ...I better make this quick, then. I'm Adachi, and... [More and more keeps on happening over his shoulder.] Don't worry about this mess. We've got it covered!

[Yet, he still nervously glances behind himself to check up on it before back down at his COMP.] Y-Yeah, you can count on the Hinoto-Ri police! Now, if you'll excuse me... [However, a few seconds before he cuts off the feed, the sort of riot isn't settling...] H-He-- [Then it blacks out.]

[OOC: If you could answer his permissions, that would be awesome!]

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Do you need any help? I'm already in the area.

[She was actually currently escorting the cause of the mob towards the exit of Junes. A new 'Crown Prince' had arrived smack dab in the war zone, and Kairi had been lucky enough to catch him before one of his fans did.]

Edited 2013-03-13 10:35 (UTC)

Heh, never a dull day in that line of work, is there?

Oh my gosh, crowd control, crowd control tee hee hee! [Idly, she taps on her chin, thinking. What's good for making sure all those girls leave quickly.] Oh, I know! Just say the word and I'll send a bomb to disperse everyone!

[Nailed it.]

I'm sure they'll get a BANG out of it!

--eey!

[OH KAIRI. OH DEAR SWEET KAIRI]

Huh? [Kairi, why are you near Junes. IT'S A HORROR STORY DOWN HERE.] We've got it-- [He trailed off. Oh dear, it looked like the mob just kept on growing and growing... Adachi even bumped into a girl before--] Ah! Okay, just maybe we need help!

What aisle are you in? I'll be there ASAP.

How old do you have to be to be a policeperson?

[Midori. Midori no.

Granted she already knows that policemen aren't all good, from seeing them murder a civilian in cold blood, but... Surely that was an exceptional circumstance, right?]

Some people really need to learn to take literature less seriously...

On the other hand, it's good to see more of us working directly with the police department, I guess. Welcome to Hinoto-Ri.

Oh, no...this isn't good at all! We're supposed to be having the concert outside there this week, but we can't do that if people are rioting outside Junes. I'd better go talk to Rise-senpai.

Please be careful out there, okay?

[...Gah, how many calls has she gotten over this now? It's been keeping her from her shifts in Libra so much it's stupid. And now this shit had to go and happen over it.

It's bad, sure, but come on, was this even necessary?

Shepard makes her way onto the scene, cracking her knuckles and shooting one hell of a look at a small bunch of rioters.]

Knock it off, already! You're getting in the way of our work!

[And this is why she is so glad she is no longer involved with the government of Hinoto-ri aside from flat-out telling them to get off her property when they hear the explosions of practicing magic in a safe and secure location.]

...Are you alright over there? [SURE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT. And boy, is she glad she only dealt with demons.]

RIP adachi we will all know you died in the line of duty - protecting hinoto-ri from fucking insane fangirls what a way to go honourable death

A bomb!?

[Oh, great, him saying that invokes a new reaction from the mob. Oh, come on, didn't she get the drill? Puns are only funny when Adachi does them.]

Calm down, everybody! There isn't a bomb in-- [Oh, thanks a lot. The crowd drowns out his voice.]

Edited (I wrote this at asso'clock and grammar flew) 2013-03-13 17:59 (UTC)

Isle, uh... [Wow, they had really gone this far inside Junes? It had started outside, and as the crowd grew and grew, Adachi hadn't even noticed...] 7? How did we even get back here...

[Fangirl/boy magic?]

Be right there.

[Cuts off video!]

[You'd be surprised.]

Sheesh, now I know why they never really show crowd control on TV. [Believe it or not, Adachi did get at least a year in before getting stuck in Inaba... Mostly horrible cases involving saving married couples' cats, though.] Hinoto-Ri is so different from back home... Even in the big city, we never had mobs like that...

[Sometimes different didn't mean awesome.]

[Huh, he wasn't expecting that question from that broadcast. Why would she ever want to become an officer for Hinoto-Ri after seeing that mob? Thankfully, he catches this once it's safe. ~~Because that thread with Lash had to be during the mob for comedy reasons.~~]

Well... 18, but you've also got to go to college. In fact, this place works a lot like Japan! [Really, though? Was she a masochist?] Their police school is practically the same as the one I went to, too.

Yeah, you're telling me. [His first day in Hinoto-Ri, Yukiko sicked a fangirl mob at him...]

Oh, and thanks? It's funny, I've technically been here for half a month, and nobody's ever said that to me. [Helltower, anyone?]

[All these concerned girls are kind of working to his advantage?]

Oh! I didn't mean to alarm anyone! [Though, this is one of the few times anybody has showed concern, except for that annoying old lady.] I'm sure it'll be okay for your... Wait, did you say concert? [THOUGH, RISE. YEAH, NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPEE...]

Edited 2013-03-13 19:10 (UTC)

Oh... That rules me out. [It'll be aaages. Three whole years!] I wanted to help protect the peace, but I guess I have to do it some other way.

[Xion's at work today, and thus doesn't see this until she gets on break. Normally she'd just wince and move on (and make note to avoid Junes), considering what happened is probably over already, but she notices that Kairi had gone to help.]

They keep getting worse... Did you guys get out okay?

[Truth be told after hearing about Facility she's more worried about this guy than Kairi but it doesn't hurt to check. And she'd always be worried about her friends to some extent.

To Adachi though, it may very well look and sound like Kairi's twin is talking to him.]

Edited 2013-03-13 19:21 (UTC)

[Oh, wow, would you look at that, a competent...female cop? Yeah, Adachi had to side-eye that. And, hold on, was she going to beat them up? Did she really want to mess up visitor/native relations even more?]

Ah, y-yeah. You guys should really head on home! [It's...good cop time? Though a woman being the bad cop was taking his head for a spin.] We... [He pretty much avoided the 13th hour as much as he could...] ...y-yeah, what she said!

[NAILED IT.

Though, the mob still wasn't pleased... Adachi nervously stepped away, only to bump into another girl. Sheesh, when people bound together like this, it was always a pain!]

Edited 2013-03-13 19:24 (UTC)

[Fangirls are demons in a way... AndYep, there's nothing more safe and secure than a castle! ...That wasn't sarcasm, by the way. Fangirls are like cockroaches, though. If there's a way inside, they'll find it...]

Y-Yeah, it took some other people's help, but we finally got them out of here! [Kairi Kairi Kairi Kairi pls] It's too bad Kairi's too young to join the police... She did a really good job!

c'mon now is that really something to joke about?

only if theres a real reason of you getting murdered by a far too excited middle aged single mom even then its still funny tho coz its you

No, no, don't worry about me! It looks scary out there, though. I just don't want to see anyone getting hurt. But I'm sure that all of you will have it under control before we know it!

Mm, a concert. It was before I got here, but there was an incident where a lot of city residents got hurt. We were organizing a concert to raise money to help them out. We should probably get looking for a safer place to have it, though. It wouldn't help anyone if we got hurt in the process of doing the show.

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SO GUESS WHO DECIDED TO HELP WITH THE RIOT...

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SHEPARD THESE FANGIRLS BACK TO THEIR FANGIRL STABLES

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