[Slightly Locked Public Post, Visitor Network Video]

[misogynistic]

[Locked away from the IT, especially Rise's damn mouth.]

Sheesh... All this Junes Invasion stuff has really gotten out of hand for the police!

[Behind Adachi is another officer trying to calm down a rabid fangirl. It isn't working out too well.]

But before that, I guess I should introduce myself! I've been having to go around town a lot, especially since all this mess started, yet I don't remember doing too much introducing and whatnot... I'm-- [Seriously? One of the girl's sharp yells cuts off Adachi, and he glances behind him.] --ah, hey! Come on, you can't just headbutt an officer!

[Adachi grimaces.] ...I better make this quick, then. I'm Adachi, and... [More and more keeps on happening over his shoulder.] Don't worry about this mess. We've got it covered!

[Yet, he still nervously glances behind himself to check up on it before back down at his COMP.] Y-Yeah, you can count on the Hinoto-Ri police! Now, if you'll excuse me... [However, a few seconds before he cuts off the feed, the sort of riot isn't settling...] H-He-- [Then it blacks out.]

[OOC: If you could answer his permissions, that would be awesome!]

Comments

text MISTLETOE MISTLETOE MISTLETOE

[misogynistic]

all right though I'm sure it's not a pervy question

if you think im just a roach then why are you mad?

text KAZUYA SMASH

[belfire]

idk

you just have that

face

text ADACHI USED MISTLETOE

[misogynistic]

face?

whats so bad about my face?

text IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

[belfire]

you just want to abuse it

text ..soon...

[misogynistic]

abuse it?

come on i doubt that

text ......sooooon....

[belfire]

no its true

it looks

kind of like a potato

text .....shit I'm gonna lose it

[misogynistic]

what

a potato

really? a potato. how could you come to that?

sudden threadjack activate (hes using kaito's comp again)

[viditlibertas]

The shape is quite reminiscent of Phaseolus vulgaris, if I might interject

I DOn'T THINK KAZ HAS MET ALKER YET

[belfire]

see even this weirdo agrees with me.

your head is a potato of phallus vulgarus whatever.

alker he isn't a bean

[misogynistic]

i

what

im pretty sure that isnt what he said? plus what is that?

but scrawny and and

[viditlibertas]

Phaseolus vulgaris, the common bean, also known as the green bean and the kidney bean.

However, I was not agreeing. Potatoes do not have a defined shape.

also it is not phallic or vulgar.

[belfire]

oh great now you just ruined it

i was calling him a potato dick

SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS

[viditlibertas]

How does one even have a "potato dick"? What would this even entail?

[belfire]

you

are you like a professional insult ruiner or smth

[viditlibertas]

I am genuinely confused.

(╯︵╰ )

[belfire]

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ baby potato fml

[viditlibertas]

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿

MIGHT AS WELL

[misogynistic]

i don't (*￣m￣) beans and potatoes

sheesh you guys... way to add insult to injury

but let me say something to the 'king' on the line

thats not what you called it last night (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

OMFG

[belfire]

last ni

HEY WAIT NO DON'T JUST FLAUNT THAT OVER THE NETWORK

FINALLY

[misogynistic]

(⊙ヮ⊙)

shh its okay im the police. its legal when i do it.

and i don't know did i

JOKE THREAD ACTIVATE

[belfire]

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WOKRS??!!?!?!?!?!

MISTLETOEEE

[misogynistic]

YEAH I GUESS BECAUSE NOTHING CAN WOKR???

i mean

DIEEEEEEEEEEE

[belfire]

WORKS YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT

casually interjects

[viditlibertas]

So does this make you.

The "fun police"?

°˖✧◝(≖‿≖)◜✧˖°

casually cries

[misogynistic]

┐(‘～`；)┌

no no fun police is the exact opposite of what im doing here

because he liked it. fun policing is when your KILLING the fun not MAKING the fun

sheesh （’-’*)