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[Locked away from the IT, especially Rise's damn mouth.]

Sheesh... All this Junes Invasion stuff has really gotten out of hand for the police!

[Behind Adachi is another officer trying to calm down a rabid fangirl. It isn't working out too well.]

But before that, I guess I should introduce myself! I've been having to go around town a lot, especially since all this mess started, yet I don't remember doing too much introducing and whatnot... I'm-- [Seriously? One of the girl's sharp yells cuts off Adachi, and he glances behind him.] --ah, hey! Come on, you can't just headbutt an officer!

[Adachi grimaces.] ...I better make this quick, then. I'm Adachi, and... [More and more keeps on happening over his shoulder.] Don't worry about this mess. We've got it covered!

[Yet, he still nervously glances behind himself to check up on it before back down at his COMP.] Y-Yeah, you can count on the Hinoto-Ri police! Now, if you'll excuse me... [However, a few seconds before he cuts off the feed, the sort of riot isn't settling...] H-He-- [Then it blacks out.]

[OOC: If you could answer his permissions, that would be awesome!]

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Well cause you look real short compared to the other Commanding Officers I knew, Shorty! What else could I call you? Screamy? Bomby?

[She taps her chin, thinking.]

Hmmm...Panicky maybe? Tee hee hee!

[By now she's laughing herself into a fit.]

[He can't even with this kid. He just sighs. The last thing he needs is for some kid on the line laughing at him let alone crazy Junes Invasion fans.]

Well, I did kinda say my name in the-- [Oh dear god what is going on why does his life suck so much right now] Commanding Officers? [That actually catches his attention, but... How can you tell height over the COMP?]

[WELL, Lash is insanely good with mathematics. You'll get used to it. She looked at the nearby civilian running away, calculated the average height, and while you are taller than them, you are still many centimeters shorter than her other superiors. Granted they were giants, but that doesn't mean she can't call you shorty. Because she will and--

--oh she can talk about herself! She loves doing that!]

Yeah yeah! Name's Lash, Wunerkind, Scientist and Commanding Officer of the Black Hole Forces on Wars World! You name it, I build it, I make it exploooode, tee hee hee!

[This chick is crazy.]

[That... That's... What. What.]

...A wha... Black hole...? [Between this and hiding from the mob, he's just... Maybe he misheard? It's bound to happen, what with the commotion.] You're a black hole...kid?

[No, he won't ever believe a sixteen year old kid can be in a way, way higher position than he'll ever achieve. NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. She just looks like another plain old brat.]

[Better not find out that Blue Moon has a much youn--]

Pfft! Kid? I'm 16! The kid in the Commanding Officer Ranks is that squirt, Colin in Blue Moon! He's like...eight or nine! Maybe ten, I dunno.

[--Oh nevermind.]

And yeah! Black Hole! The conquering nation in all of Wars World! If it hadn't been for all the other nations teaming against us, we could have taken over the world completely too! [She shrugs.] Oh well.

[Lash doesn't even seem to be phased about this. They lost. Oh well. No big deal.]

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All the videos (please enjoy her hair being 70% of it)

she makes Adachi's hair look like a masterpiece

Adachi is just jelly.

IT'S ALIIVEEEE

It has been known to eat things on occasion.