Skip to Main Content

Entry tags:

text

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

what

Wouldn't you rather have nice people working there...?

What kind of a resume is this?

Well duh, I'm only going to hire nice ones!

Nice jerks?

What sort of ad is this

That's right!

A help wanted ad!

And what does being a "jerk" mean

[First text:]

What do you think it means???

[Second text:]

Ohhhhh LOL

Soda jerk!

But if someone is nice, doesn't that mean they're not a jerk?

Oh

well

you have a very attention-getting ad, that is for sure

[A wild missing keyword appears!]

Soda jerks are always nice. Don't know what they're like in other places.

Are soda jerks different from other jerks?

Good! I'll have workers in no time then.

Not that kind of jerk. Soda jerks serve soda. I guess there are soda jerk jerks too, but I don't want those.

You're hiring...jerks? Why would you want to do that?

[...?]

Wouldn't hiring nice people be better?

Edited 2013-01-09 02:35 (UTC)

Why wouldn't I? They're perfect for the job!

[Oh hey, someone around her age!]

Well yeah, of course I'm only gonna hire nice ones!

...not interested.

[Oh, hi. Here's a jerk. At least he admits it.]

Can't you read?! >=(

Edited 2013-01-09 02:50 (UTC)

Yeah.

But it was kind of dumb to ask jerks for favors.

They're the only ones who can do this job.

Well that sucks.

[For you.]

Maybe you'll get lucky and find a jerk with a heart of gold.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 1 of 8

«

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

»