[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

Comments

[Video]

[second_destiny]

Whoa whoa whoa! You're pregnant?!

[She does look like a teenager...]

[video]

[jundere]

[Cute kid, cuter stomach. Give her a moment to oggle before she replies.]

How pregnant are you? You don't look like you're gonna pop anytime soon so you should have some time to save up.


But don't sweat the unemployed thing; I'm sure you're not the only one out of a job since you got here.

[cantgive100percent]

_{[Spelling words in midair like that is a pretty neat trick. Everything else.. he tried to take in stride as "okay, she must be from a pretty exciting world, alright."]}

Then find a job the way everyone else does. If you prove you've got all those qualities you mentioned, you're sure to get somewhere.

[odiousking]

[Azathoth... Cthuko... What? Those aren't human names. In fact, they're positively alien. Or rather, totally made-up to sound alien. Either way, Oersted almost feels like bleeding from his eyes.]

... Congratulations? Good luck? Is that... what I'm supposed to say?

[deathboss]

.....WHAT.

[Did they bring someone from a space opera. Also why did those name sound weirdly similar...]

not here

[putonagoodshow]

[........Ideo is beginning to wonder if Philemon was drunk when picking this batch of guests.]

[meaningdies]

[While everyone else misses some of the major points -]

Wait. Azathoth? Cthuko?

... Who are you?

[HE IS THE MOST UNSURE RIGHT NOW...]