[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

Comments

[video]

[jundere]

Well I'm not pregnant so I'd have to get a job; maybe as a bodyguard or something like that. I don't know.

But then if Yuho shows up she might think I'm cheating on her with someone else... [This train of thought could take a while]

If you can't get any pregnant lady cash then what'll you do for a job?

[video]

[abmoemination]

I'll sell my spawn for money.

[ There's not even a moment of hesitation with that phrase. So cold blooded. ]

Oh, but who is Yuho? That kind of name makes me think of a chocolate drink!

[video]

[jundere]

[Oh that's nice of her.

Jun ignores that statement for now because... what else can you say to that? No, wait, she figured out something to say.]

Who would even buy them?!

[She clears her throat. She's not supposed to be the straight man in a duo, dammit.]

Yuho is my princess, and yeah she has a silly name. I heard it sounded more like a UFO, though.

[video]

[abmoemination]

There are some pretty gross perverts out there. Plus, anyone who wants to take over the world could do so easily with my children as their minions ufufu.

[ Yuho is a pretty silly name, she can admit that much with a laugh. ]

But back on that name. Yoohoo, right? Princess of the Chocolate Drinks?

[video]

[jundere]

I don't think there'll be many gross perverts here, though.

[Nope not one. You're certainly not talking to one.]

Yuho; she's the princess of the Shizuma family.

[video]

[abmoemination]

[ She's also definitely not talking to one either. ]

Shizuma? Sounds pretty spiffy. [ That's a lot of s-words. ]

Is she going to arrive here on a red carpet?