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Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

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...Are you saying that you and he aren't human?

Oh, Mahiro is human. I was sent to Earth to protect him. [ Like duh. ]

That means I'm not a human. Can you figure it out or will you have me strip down for a physical examination first?

Uh, no, that won't be necessary. But if he's human, then it shouldn't be possible...

[ Darn. ] Oh, it's possible. The extent of our love reaches a level that basic humans can't comprehend.

[ Yue. Tsu. ]

A love that humans can't comprehend, and one of the people involved is a human.

[He sees the hole in this logic.]

[ Bring it up. She dares you. ]

Yeah, and? The power of love can transcend things like species.

But what good would that do if one of the people involved can't properly comprehend it? You're just shortchanging yourselves.

[ In an ominous tone: ] I'll make him comprehend it.

[ And quickly back to smiling. ]

Love can conquer all! Never forget!

[Ooooookay. That was creepy.]

Y-You're really convinced it can, a-aren't you?

That's right! [ Throwing a fist into the air. ]

You better remember that or else I'll have to make you remember.

...You aren't trying to threaten me, are you?

If I wanted to threaten you, there would be a lot more tentacles involved.

[ Teasing smile. ]

...What.

No.

Oh, God, no. No!

Don't worry, you're not Japanese.

... Are you? [ Peering at the video. ] I've never seen anyone in Japan with hair like that.

Except for Hastur. [ That boy-stealing idiot doesn't count though. ]

[Well, with a last name like "Asuno," and a son whose first name is "Kio" (though he won't exist for another ten years)...]

How does being Japanese have anything to do with this?

[ Shh, let her think that... ]

The tentacles. Don't you know that's a big deal there?

...No. And I'm not sure I want to know, either.

If you're ever interested, I know of some great reading material. Just let me know, yeah?

I really don't think that's going to be happening anytime soon...or ever.

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