[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

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[odiousking]

[Azathoth... Cthuko... What? Those aren't human names. In fact, they're positively alien. Or rather, totally made-up to sound alien. Either way, Oersted almost feels like bleeding from his eyes.]

... Congratulations? Good luck? Is that... what I'm supposed to say?

[abmoemination]

I'll take your kind words graciously! [ A nod as her ahoge swirls around into what appears to be a hand with a pointed finger. ] Enough about me for now, who are you?

[odiousking]

Me? My name is Oersted, a knight of Lucretia. What's your name?

[abmoemination]

Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.

[ A beat. ]

You can just call me Nyaruko though.

[odiousking]

[... Nyarlathotep?]

Ah?

[Well, this was anticlimactic. Considering what that man wearing the butterfly mask said to him...]

Oh. So then you're the one who will be taking care of me in Philemon's stead. I have to say, I expected you be a little more different.

[abmoemination]

[ Great, she already has a job lined up for her in this world. How wonderful! ]

Does this mean I'll get to dress up in a short maid outfit and dust your table in front of you? [ How naughty. ] You may look, but the touching is reserved only for Mahiro!

[ She has no idea who this person is, but a job is a job. It keeps her from being a NEET after all. ]