[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

Comments

[meaningdies]

No one has zero flaws.

[He can name several of yours right now -]

[abmoemination]

Are you saying I'm less than perfect? What a bummer!

[ They've only just met. ]

Is it too early to break out the cosplay to make up for it?

[meaningdies]

No cosplay.

[He had enough of that with Midori. :| And he wasn't even in the party with her.]

[abmoemination]

[ What a let down! ]

Then what can I do to change your mind? Anything!