[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

Comments

[deathboss]

...nah I'm good.

[Weirdo lady who is giving him odd vibes.]

So wait, are you really over twelve thousand years old or was that just pulling our leg?

[abmoemination]

Don't you think it's a little rude to ask a lady her age? [ Hee. ]

[deathboss]

...

[Ach. That type.]

Fine. How about just your name then. Mine's Eikichi Mishina.

[abmoemination]

[ Things he'll regret asking: pictured above. ]

Oh, that's easy to answer. [ Ahem. ] I am--!!

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(Posing is included in this package) ]

I'm Nyarlathotep, the creeping chaos always smiling beside you!!