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GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

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"What do you know about gravity weapons?"

Hmmm...that depends what type of gravity we are talking about!

[...what.]

What were you thinkin'?

"The Nadesico's main gun channels a beam that increases the gravity in its area to somewhere around 125 gravities. Weapons tech isn't my specialty but it may be wise to check it before bringing it online."

Edited 2013-03-23 01:45 (UTC)

Check this one out. I think it will be important.

Oh, that sounds incredibly dangerous! I'd be glad to check it out!

You said you can repair. What do you know about lightsabers?

[Indeed, this can only end well. Especially if Lash picks up on what Zero is later.]

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"It is the main gun on a battleship, but I would appreciate someone who works with theoretical weapons looking at it."

Plenty!

They were part of R&D and something I actively worked on, but my superiors decided that they were useless unless in close quarters combat and Black Hole is more about blowing things up than that type of thing, you know?

[She only knew of one full sentient robot too. This can only end well.]

Well you've come to the right wunderkind! I've made and worked with a lot of theoretical everything, so this should be super easy for someone like me!

"Ah, I'm only a theorist so I need an engineer to look over these sort of things."

What about bows and arrows?

I see you spoke to Lt. Comm. Hoshino. While you're aboard her ship perhaps we could discuss weapons for one of the humanoid units she has aboard?

How about bladed weapons?

Any that cuts through demons nicely?

Well you've found yourself one! The very best, might I add, tee hee hee!

[She's very humble.]

You're still using those?

Wouldn't a gun do more damage?

You two speak my language! How many humanoid units are we talking about, exactly?

"Do you have any experience with non weapon technology?"

Not for me, for my sister. Bows have a special meaning to her, so she uses them in battle sometimes.

Why?

I might be able to do something with lasers, if you'd like! Or sharpen that blade of yours so fine it could split hairs in two and even melt metal!

Oh sentimental stuff.

[Pffft that's so dumb.]

Wellllll I think I could whip up something. If she right or left-handed?

Right handed, she already has a recurve so something like a longbow would be great. Something that packs a nice punch!

Oh, it'll pack a punch alright...

And much, much more...

Sorry, what was that? You were speaking kind of quiet.

I SAID I'M GONNA ADD MUCH MUCH MORE STUFF THAN JUST A SIMPLE PUNCH!!!

[At least she's very truthful.]

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