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so peple wer talking abot skool

i wanna go to skool

it sounds fun

but i dunno how

and i lived in the forest for ten years so other kids will think im dum and laf at me

and im the hero of time but no one hers frm my world so non of them will kare

i dunno wat two do

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wats factoring

wats zetta

and like i said i lived in the forest for ten years

i dunno much stuff thats school stuff

i have enuf trouble reading

Haaahahahaha!! Wow! Do you even know basic arithmetic? What do you know about maths?

Solve these!

1+ 0 = ?
1+ 1 = ?
2 + 2 = ?

oh i know those ones

1
2
4

i had to keep trak of my rupees when i was buying stuff

Good! So you're not completely hopeless. Let's add to the difficulty, n00b.

2 x 2 = ?
2 x 5 = ?

wat

Multiplication, zero-brains! How do you function in the real world? Oh that's right you're a flower child who lived in a tree or something.

Listen up, because I'm about 2 take you 2 school. Elementary school! Class is in session.

Multiplication. Think of it this way, yoctogram. Let's use 2 x 2. You read that "two times two". You can also read it as "two groups of two." We'll use something you're familiar with; rocks!! On one side, you have two rocks in one group. On the other, you have two rocks in another group. How many rocks are there total?

It's FOUR, yoctogram! 2 groups of 2 objects, the total = 4!!

It works the same if you have... say... 3 groups with 3 objects in each. How many is that then? You have 2min to answer!!

everyone in Kokiri Forest lives in trees

um three groups of three

[Hang on he takes a moment to count things.]

9

i think

Wow that sucks. There's no electricity in trees.

Ha!! I'm surprised! You actually got it right! Au star for you! Now 4 the fun part.

10 x 11 = ??

whats electricity

[It takes about a minute for him to respond. He found a paper and pencil and is making marks.]

110

.... Something I am not going to try and explain to you, forest boy.

Heh! You did it. Let me pose a hypothesis; you used paper.

yes

but it worked

Hehe. I'm feeling generous today. I have a present for you, to bring your intelligence up from the absolute minimum.

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Memorize this. All schoolchildren do.