[text] (I apologize in advance for Time's terrible typing)

[nofairy]

so peple wer talking abot skool

i wanna go to skool

it sounds fun

but i dunno how

and i lived in the forest for ten years so other kids will think im dum and laf at me

and im the hero of time but no one hers frm my world so non of them will kare

i dunno wat two do

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[sky_child]

you should definitely go to school.

[nofairy]

but im big

so theyll put me in big kid classes

but i dunno the stuf the big kids know

[sky_child]

i can help. i'm really busy now that i have two jobs but i can make time for you.

[nofairy]

thanks

make sure you do work stuf first tho

i like getting help from you but works important too

[Text]

[maybe_a_king]

You could talk to the principal if you like and see about taking a placement test?

The principal is the person in charge at school.

Alternatively you could see about finding a tutor to help you catch up and enroll properly once you have.

[Text]

[nofairy]

i dunno what placement is

or enroll

or tutor

alternatively means or right

[Text]

[maybe_a_king]

[Now she feels bad, dammit.]

Enroll means signing up for school.

Placement is what level of schooling you belong in. A placement test is taken to determine what level you belong in if you've been out of the school system for a long time.

A tutor is someone who helps you learn things one-on-one. Normally they're supposed to help you with what you already know, but people also get one in order to catch up on things they don't know.

Yes, alternatively means 'or' once you get down to it.

[Text]

[nofairy]

[It's okay he is Forest Child.]

oh okay that sounds good

do i just go there and ask for the principal or something

[text]

[tangentlion]

You're factoring right you need 2 go 2 school! You're a zetta MORON!

[text]

[nofairy]

wats factoring

wats zetta

and like i said i lived in the forest for ten years

i dunno much stuff thats school stuff

i have enuf trouble reading

[text]

[tangentlion]

Haaahahahaha!! Wow! Do you even know basic arithmetic? What do you know about maths?

Solve these!

1+ 0 = ?
1+ 1 = ?
2 + 2 = ?

[text]

[nofairy]

oh i know those ones

1
2
4

i had to keep trak of my rupees when i was buying stuff

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[all_wound_up]

Don't be nervous. School can be a lot of fun. It's scary at first, but I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends.

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[nofairy]

whats school like anyway

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[all_wound_up]

It's a lot of fun! I made so many friends there at home.

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[nofairy]

what did yu do there tho

[untiemyhands]

let them laugh and do what you will. caring over guffaws is a choice.

[nofairy]

what does guffaws mean

[untiemyhands]

just another word for laugh. usually one that's rude.

[voice]

[trulyworthit]

I guess it does seem fun! I've never been to school, either... back home, only the rich could afford to send their kids, and our family wasn't...

So, I definitely wouldn't think you were dumb, or laugh at you!

[voice]

[nofairy]

I don't think many people go to school where I'm from, either. Well... no one in Kokiri Forest does, but they don't leave the forest anyway.

Thanks.

[voice]

[halfies]

[Oh no. He's totally given this poor sap the wrong idea.]

Woah there! You should think about this seriously; I mean, school's...

[Full of jerks and this guy sounds like a worse target for them than Danny ever was.]

Pretty hard on, you know?

If you're interested in studying, you could always go to the library. Or play video games. That's way less intense.

[voice]

[nofairy]

I've done a lot of hard things though...

[Hm.]

... What's video games?

[voice]

[halfies]

Exactly why you should take it easy on yourself! [That's...his intentions until he starts dying of boredom with all his first world problems, at least.]






Hang on.

You don't know what video games are?

[ voice ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

They're awesome!