[ 01 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro ]

[abmoemination]

Can you believe this place? [ What an introduction, right? ] That Azathoth really needs to watch to where he places me next time. Maybe if he got those eyes checked out, I wouldn't be in this rotten mess!

[ And what is this mess? ] No one here recognizes the Space Defence Agency which means I'm out of a job. Do you know what that makes me?

[ Quickly posing out with her arms to spell out N E E T in bright red words. The words fade away quickly as she holds up two clenched fists. ]

I won't be like that worthless crawl of space Cthuko! Playing video games all the time... I need a real job. One that can challenge my intelligence! A job that can spark my imagination!

[ Pausing, she lifts up her shirt slightly to show off her stomach. ] A job that can pay for the unborn love child of my true love, Mahiro!

[ Spoilers: She's not really pregnant. ] Oh Mahiro, how am I to live without you? Ever since twelve thousand years ago I have loved you................

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[Video]

[second_destiny]

Whoa whoa whoa! You're pregnant?!

[She does look like a teenager...]

[Video]

[abmoemination]

It happened in a night of passion. Mahiro was so excited that I'll be pregnant for years with our children just from a single moment!

[Video]

[second_destiny]

U-uh...I...don't think that's biologically possible.

[Video]

[abmoemination]

For a human it might not be!

[video]

[jundere]

[Cute kid, cuter stomach. Give her a moment to oggle before she replies.]

How pregnant are you? You don't look like you're gonna pop anytime soon so you should have some time to save up.


But don't sweat the unemployed thing; I'm sure you're not the only one out of a job since you got here.

[Video]

[second_destiny]

...Are you saying that you and he aren't human?

[cantgive100percent]

_{[Spelling words in midair like that is a pretty neat trick. Everything else.. he tried to take in stride as "okay, she must be from a pretty exciting world, alright."]}

Then find a job the way everyone else does. If you prove you've got all those qualities you mentioned, you're sure to get somewhere.

[odiousking]

[Azathoth... Cthuko... What? Those aren't human names. In fact, they're positively alien. Or rather, totally made-up to sound alien. Either way, Oersted almost feels like bleeding from his eyes.]

... Congratulations? Good luck? Is that... what I'm supposed to say?

[deathboss]

.....WHAT.

[Did they bring someone from a space opera. Also why did those name sound weirdly similar...]

not here

[putonagoodshow]

[........Ideo is beginning to wonder if Philemon was drunk when picking this batch of guests.]

[meaningdies]

[While everyone else misses some of the major points -]

Wait. Azathoth? Cthuko?

... Who are you?

[HE IS THE MOST UNSURE RIGHT NOW...]

[abmoemination]

[ She's so glad someone asked. Sort of. It's kind of embarrassing that they don't already know who she is but--!! ]

I'm Nyarlathotep, the creeping chaos that crawls up to you with a smile!

not here

[abmoemination]

[ Intoxication can't be the sole fault for this alien being brought here. Too convenient. ]

[abmoemination]

Isn't there a repeat function? Well, if you missed a part of it, I'd be happy for a do-over!

[ Yes, yes they did. ]

[abmoemination]

I'll take your kind words graciously! [ A nod as her ahoge swirls around into what appears to be a hand with a pointed finger. ] Enough about me for now, who are you?

[odiousking]

Me? My name is Oersted, a knight of Lucretia. What's your name?

[deathboss]

...nah I'm good.

[Weirdo lady who is giving him odd vibes.]

So wait, are you really over twelve thousand years old or was that just pulling our leg?

[video]

[abmoemination]

[ Oggle away. ]

So pregnant that I'm going to just burst with thousands of spawn that will cover this town in their filth. [ And she sounds so proud of this fact. ]

But wait, does that make us all NEET's then?!

[Video]

[abmoemination]

Oh, Mahiro is human. I was sent to Earth to protect him. [ Like duh. ]

That means I'm not a human. Can you figure it out or will you have me strip down for a physical examination first?

[abmoemination]

[ Whoa, between those goggles and outfit, he looks like an interesting enough character. ]

Yosh! That's what I aim to do! [ Obviously whining is her way of getting what she wants or so she thinks. ] Until the end... don't give up hope. Once you give up, the game is over!

[abmoemination]

Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.

[ A beat. ]

You can just call me Nyaruko though.

[abmoemination]

Don't you think it's a little rude to ask a lady her age? [ Hee. ]

[deathboss]

...

[Ach. That type.]

Fine. How about just your name then. Mine's Eikichi Mishina.

[abmoemination]

[ Things he'll regret asking: pictured above. ]

Oh, that's easy to answer. [ Ahem. ] I am--!!

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(Posing is included in this package) ]

I'm Nyarlathotep, the creeping chaos always smiling beside you!!

[video]

[jundere]

Are you sure? You can get tests for that, if you're not.

[Did she just... just say spawn and filth? Well childbirth might not be pretty but still. What a weird kid.]

Not all of us are NEET statistics! People like Brainstorm and Ideo-san both have jobs, after all. People like us though? We're totally NEETs.