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[getoutclaus]

It's your friendly neighbourhood Santa Claus here, guys.

I just wanted to know if anyone wanted to form a team for dealing with any situations that might pop up - I heard there was an attack a while ago on a lab, right? If anybody wanted to, I dunno, prearrange to join up and fight evil and all of that glorious shit in the name of justice.

I already have two team members, so that makes a total of three of us, and I myself am a support Persona user and I've got some real expeirnece in that field.

[Santa rolls a few thoughts about in his head before he continues.

He wonders if Junpei and Snake will be aware that they're already being counted as his teammates, but surely they wont have a problem with that, right?]

All I ask of you is that you give me a few piece of information, yeah? Don't worry 'cause it's nothing intrustive and you can filter, lock, encrypt or encode the fucking shit out of it so long as you tell me at least how to read it.

I'll include the information I need at the end of the post, alright?

[And the audio feed ends there.]


Name:
Occupation:
Persona Type:
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks):

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[allhailfunyarinpa]

You rather work real fast, or you work with a lot of assumptions...

[Kind of obvious when you say 'two people', okay? But whatever, he has a more important question anyway.]

Are supports a selling point or something?

[getoutclaus]

Apparently they're the less common of the two types; though there's nothing official when it comes to a census just yet. I asked one of the big wig scientists about it when I got the chance.

[This must be nothing new to you, Jumpers. Santa explains it all.]

And can't a guy work quickly with assumptions?

[allhailfunyarinpa]

...scientists? Can the bigwigs please not be scientists?

[He's not the one with the backstory here and Junpei is pretty damn done with science, thanks.]

I guess, but what if one of us goes home? You won't get to have your love-hate with threes anymore.

[getoutclaus]

Snake wont go home because he's too interested in all this shit and you wont go home because you're probably going insane.

[Seriously; the first thing the guy did was wash a car. That's not a sane course of action, Jumpy.]

The bigwigs aren't scientists - only some of 'em are.

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[destinedwaters]

[Okay, this both pinged her and made her raise an eyebrow.]

...You sure about that, knowing so little about those who may want to sign up?

[Knowing how bad that could potentially be due to past experiences? No, what are you talking about. Either way, she kind of wants to know more before making a decision...]

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[getoutclaus]

I was gonna grill em a little extra if they bothered replying to the first lot of questions, so don't sweat it.

It's not like it's super official or anything, either.

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[destinedwaters]

If you're so sure...

[Not to mention she could always throw someone out the window using magic...]

Name: Aqua
Occupation: Makeup artist
Persona Type: Support
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): Kind, resourceful- Why is this only three words? It doesn't cover even minimal knowledge of who they are and it could be easily lied about, anyway. (﹁ .﹁)

[getoutclaus]

[Santa switches to text aswell; it's easier than swapping back and forth.]

It's only three words because people always lie about that shit.

And, hey, nice to see another support user around I suppose.

What's your Persona based on? Something to do with water, I bet.

[epicbraille]

[ Doing his best faux-offended voice over here. ]

You don't need any information from me, Santa?

[getoutclaus]

Nah, not really. I know the stuff about you that I asked, more or less.

[Can you even read the four or so questions he asked, dude?]

You feelin' left out?

[epicbraille]

It's only natural. Usually I'm at the heart of your schemes.

[getoutclaus]

Well I already know your information, alright? So you're already included.

[WAIT A SECOND]

Don't call it a scheme, man! You'll make people think I'm some kind of slimeball!

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[guidemethroughit]

[OH BOY TEXT that means she gets to make cute faces again

such is the wonders of learning from friends]

Name: Elizabeth (⌒▽⌒)☆
Occupation: Shirking ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Persona Type: Combat （▼へ▼メ）
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): I am not sure. That was four words. What about, "I don't know"? That is three words.

Regardless, I would like to join this "team" you are making.

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[getoutclaus]

Emoticons...really? Are we actually going to put ourselves through this shit?

That's the secret fifth question, by the way.

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[guidemethroughit]

They are cute expressions my brother's former guest taught to me, and we indeed shall converse using them, Mister Claus. <(￣︶￣)>

[text]

[getoutclaus]

I have

The best

Idea ever



ヽ(；▽；)ノo (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o ヽ(；▽；)ノ o (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o ヽ(；▽；)ノo (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o ヽ(；▽；)ノ o (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o

YAY



Let's not fucking bother with the text faces, shall we?

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[linefacingforever]

Name: Yu
Occupation: multiple
Persona Type: combat
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): deadpan snarker hero


[...and just because he saw that text tree with Elizabeth...]

(✿◠‿◠)

[Text]

[getoutclaus]

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

go home hero

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[linefacingforever]

I might if I could, or at least send my little cousin home.

[maybe_a_king]

Name: Arturia Pendragon
Occupation: Delivery girl/student
Persona Type: Combat
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): Dependable, honorable, trustworthy

I hope this will cover it. It would be nice to be able to do what we were told we came here for.

[getoutclaus]

It would be pretty nice, wouldn't it? It'd be better than standing around with our thumbs up our asses doing fucking nothing, wouldn't it?

[Should he point out that calling yourself trustworthy is just as untrue and hard to believe as calling yourself cool, or suave or anything like that?]

So are you looking for a delivery job here?

[maybe_a_king]

Any sort of action would be better than sitting around, yes. Which reminds me I should look into finding a sparring partner or two soon.

[If he did, she'd probably be insulted, as Arturia prides herself on being trustworthy and dependable almost to the point of obsession. AKA: the mun says go for it if Santa would do it.]

Yes, or to start my own as I did back home.

[deathboss]

Name: Eikichi Mishina but I prefer Michel.
Occupation: Visual Kei Singer in my band, Gas Chamber.
Persona Type: Combat
Personality type (in three words or less, thanks): I'm Absolutely Perfect.

[getoutclaus]

[There is so much to mention that he doesn't know where to start.

Paradox of choice, man.]

Perfect, huh? By which standards?

[deathboss]

Me, myself and I! Which I assure you, are very strict standards.