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[getoutclaus]

It's your friendly neighbourhood Santa Claus here, guys.

I just wanted to know if anyone wanted to form a team for dealing with any situations that might pop up - I heard there was an attack a while ago on a lab, right? If anybody wanted to, I dunno, prearrange to join up and fight evil and all of that glorious shit in the name of justice.

I already have two team members, so that makes a total of three of us, and I myself am a support Persona user and I've got some real expeirnece in that field.

[Santa rolls a few thoughts about in his head before he continues.

He wonders if Junpei and Snake will be aware that they're already being counted as his teammates, but surely they wont have a problem with that, right?]

All I ask of you is that you give me a few piece of information, yeah? Don't worry 'cause it's nothing intrustive and you can filter, lock, encrypt or encode the fucking shit out of it so long as you tell me at least how to read it.

I'll include the information I need at the end of the post, alright?

[And the audio feed ends there.]


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Comments

[getoutclaus]

Apparently they're the less common of the two types; though there's nothing official when it comes to a census just yet. I asked one of the big wig scientists about it when I got the chance.

[This must be nothing new to you, Jumpers. Santa explains it all.]

And can't a guy work quickly with assumptions?

[allhailfunyarinpa]

...scientists? Can the bigwigs please not be scientists?

[He's not the one with the backstory here and Junpei is pretty damn done with science, thanks.]

I guess, but what if one of us goes home? You won't get to have your love-hate with threes anymore.

[getoutclaus]

Snake wont go home because he's too interested in all this shit and you wont go home because you're probably going insane.

[Seriously; the first thing the guy did was wash a car. That's not a sane course of action, Jumpy.]

The bigwigs aren't scientists - only some of 'em are.

[allhailfunyarinpa]

You have such a way with words.

[It was better than freaking out literally- it was constructive! And...no he's pretty shaky on appropriate behavior let's not even mince words.]

So what, are the others financiers and crazy people or something? I'm putting my money on it. Not that I have any money, but still.

holy backtags batman

[getoutclaus]

And you have such a way with jack shit, but you don't see me complaining.

[Oh wait that's mostly all he does ever.]

I can't tell you anymore yet, Junpei! They might be listening!

[totally not trying to stifle a laugh at withholding yet more information from Jumpy. Nope.]