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[getoutclaus]

It's your friendly neighbourhood Santa Claus here, guys.

I just wanted to know if anyone wanted to form a team for dealing with any situations that might pop up - I heard there was an attack a while ago on a lab, right? If anybody wanted to, I dunno, prearrange to join up and fight evil and all of that glorious shit in the name of justice.

I already have two team members, so that makes a total of three of us, and I myself am a support Persona user and I've got some real expeirnece in that field.

[Santa rolls a few thoughts about in his head before he continues.

He wonders if Junpei and Snake will be aware that they're already being counted as his teammates, but surely they wont have a problem with that, right?]

All I ask of you is that you give me a few piece of information, yeah? Don't worry 'cause it's nothing intrustive and you can filter, lock, encrypt or encode the fucking shit out of it so long as you tell me at least how to read it.

I'll include the information I need at the end of the post, alright?

[And the audio feed ends there.]


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Comments

[getoutclaus]

[There is so much to mention that he doesn't know where to start.

Paradox of choice, man.]

Perfect, huh? By which standards?

[deathboss]

Me, myself and I! Which I assure you, are very strict standards.

[getoutclaus]

Right.

[Jesus this must be how Junpei felt dealing with the others on the boat for the first time. Suddenly Santa has an ounce of respect for the kid.]

Gas Chamber, though? Seriously?

THESE ARE ACTUAL VISUAL KEI BAND NAMES

[deathboss]

It's a good name, isn't it? Fits right in with Psycho le Cému, Golden Bomber, Suppurate System, XTripx, Fanatic Crisis, Blam Honey and 9Goats Black Out.

W O W

[getoutclaus]

Yeah that is a fantastic name, Mikey. The best out out of the whole bunch you just mentioned, I'd say.

[Jesus those names are something else indeed.]

Are 9Goats Black Out any good?

[They have a 9 in the name so they stand out most of all to this guy.]

They don't fit exactly the time of 1999 but we can pretend that in his world they did

[deathboss]

Of course they are! One of the reasons I ended up becoming a Visual Kei fan in the first place.

And who knows if Visual Kei will even be a thing in 2027??

[getoutclaus]

Well that's cool and all, I can't say my own work is as glamorous as being in a band, though.

Were you famous or anything back home? Am I talking to a regular celebrity right now?

In Eikichi's mind, the answer is very yes

[deathboss]

Not right now, but soon! Every band needs a debut, baby!

Well if he says it it must be true; he's perfect, I hear.

[getoutclaus]

Good point, I guess.

[He doesn't even have a contrary remark ready.]

That's your full time job, then? A... singer? You are the singer right, that's what you said?

[deathboss]

I'm a student. At least before arriving here.

What about you, Claus?

[getoutclaus]

I guess you'd call me a stockbroker.

[Does... does Santa have to point out that he was kidding with that Claus part? Nah, it's more fun this way.]

Haven't been in school for quite a while.

[deathboss]

[Hey, he'll take it as a Stage Name.]

Oh already into the taskforce> Don't think I'd have what it takes to be a stockbroker, personally.

[getoutclaus]

It's easy as shit, man, it's no harder than gambling if you're good at that sort of stuff.

[deathboss]

Heh! Well I've done my share of that, I'll admit...

[Using Persona in the Casino? Perish the thought.]

[getoutclaus]

Atta boy! I knew I'd eventually find someone who appreciated stuff liek that. You any good at it?

[Some people don't have Persona back home and have to rely on brains and time travel tomfoolery.]

[deathboss]

We won the Casino.

[Not Won in the Casino.

They Won The Casino.]

[getoutclaus]

I bet your futures so bright you have to wear shades, huh Mikey?

[Is he making fun? Probably.]

How many other buildings do you own?