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[tyrantball]

"HMHMHMHMHMM-MWAHAHAHAHAA!"

The feed starts with, well...Desco being Desco-ish. As she turns the camera around, setting things up, there's a brief glimpse of the streets of Hinoto-Ri far below - she must be flying at a pretty high altitude.

Once she's finished setting things up, it becomes apparent that she's riding on something bizarre-looking, sitting cross-legged and leaning against the ten-foot statue of a Japanese girl in a penguin hat.

"Behold, Hinoto-Ri! Desco, the Final Boss, has returned from the depths of Hades! Having overcome heartache and my own weaknesses, I have transformed into...PERFECT DESCO!"

At this she jumps to her feet and strikes a cool pose.

"Mwahahaha! Since the time Desco has left, so much has happened! Desco will now share with you the culmination of her dreams! It's very important that from now on you defer to Desco in all things, because she has CONQUERED THE EARTH. And since she rules the entire Earth, then naturally Hinoto-Ri is one of her possessions!"

A slight pause to let that sink in.

"Desco will naturally allow the current corrupternment to continue administrating Hinoto-Ri for her, since she only wants the fun parts of power and not the boring meaningless paperwork. In the meantime, Desco is forming the Netherworld Invasion Squadron Alpha, or N.I.S.A! Any Visitors that want to help Desco invade and conquer the demon world can simply contact her inbox and either swear fealty to Desco - she already has it, since you are living in her city, but it's nice to observe the formalities - or name their price for mercenary work!"

Grin grin grin.

"This is Desco, Ruler of Earth, signing out!"

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[Video]

[dontcallmeerky]

...

[Yeah, Erk's just gonna sit here and stare for a moment. He has absolutely no words.

Well, that's not quite true. He's got one word.]

What?

[tyrantball]

Desco simply smiles pleasantly into the video feed, waiting for Erk to expand on his statement.

[dontcallmeerky]

What are you even talking about?

[tyrantball]

Smile smile.

"Lots of things! Would you like to join NISA?"

[dontcallmeerky]

[Erk is going to decide to use what he's pretty sure is Serra's favorite tactic - selective deafness.]

For a start, what in the world are you riding on?

[leadthebeats]

You don't really look like the ruler type.

[tyrantball]

Smile smile.

"Tell that to the countless heroes of Justice Desco defeated as she tore through the Earth's defenses!"

A happy, nostalgic sigh.

"It was such a good day for Desco, standing astride the throne of the world, living proof that justice doesn't always prevail..."

[leadthebeats]

So are you saying that you've defeated everyone on the Earth?

[tyrantball]

"Just the ones that tried to fight her! The first wave was Daddy's demon-hunting Bio-Suits, but Desco knew alllll their weak points! And Desco just kept gaining momentum from there until she even stood victorious over her little sister, Earth's Guardian God Earth-X!"

Slight pause.

"Earth-X is much less terrible now that she is a Guardian God."

[Video]

[nofightingdestiny]

[Yeah, this cowboy isn't entirely convinced.]

Uh. Nobody mentioned anything about some weird little kid runnin' the show when I got here.

[tyrantball]

"Well, obviously! Before today, Desco hadn't conquered the Earth, so everyone here was just Desco's potential subjects! Now that she has splendidly achieved her true potential by defeating the Earth's guardian god, Earth-X, her dominion over Hinoto-Ri is a fact instead of an inevitability!"

[nofightingdestiny]

[Fate's head tilts in a combination of confusion and disbelief before he reaches up to rub his face. He shakes his head before raising his hands up.]

Whatever game you're playin' at, I ain't having any part of it. I don't answer to nobody but myself, y'hear?

[tyrantball]

"Oh! Does that mean you're a mercenary? Can Desco hire you to help her conquer the Netherworld?"

Video

[all_wound_up]

[Oh my god.

What.]

[tyrantball]

"Ah! Miss Nano! Isn't Desco's ship just the coolest?!"

[all_wound_up]

W-where did you get something like that?

[tyrantball]

"Desco had it made with the funds we collected from conquering the Netherworld Mint!"

Desco fawns over the statue a little.

"Isn't Big Sis pretty?"

[resipiscent]

"Final boss"? Also, good job ditching Hades. What a loser.

[tyrantball]

"Oh! Are you from one of those worlds where Hades is a person and not a place?"

Desco is very interested in that.

"And a Final Boss is the highest and most terrifying class of demon!"

But not so interested she forgets to explain what a Final Boss is.

[resipiscent]

Yeah, but he also named the place after himself. So, a loser and narcissistic on top of that.

... Oh, okay.

[Thanks for that great explanation, Desco.]

So you're a demon?

[tyrantball]

"We don't have anyone like that in Desco's Hades, which makes it automatically superior!"

Decisive nod.

"Yes! Desco is an artificial life-form created from demon DNA to be the ultimate adorable killing machine!"

[Video]

[genkibot]

"Welcome back Desco! Did you have a nice trip? What's your home like exactly anyways?

Oh, also, are you sure the rules from your home apply here? I mean, Hinoto-Ri seems to be in a different type of reality than any of the ones we come from, so what happens back where we are from doesn't necessarily carry over here."

[tyrantball]

Oh hey it's Tachikoma!

"Hi Tachikoma! Desco had the best trip! And of course the same rules apply, because I said so!"

[genkibot]

Oddly enough, that circular logic works for Tachikoma. Mostly because Desco is a friend and Tachikoma isn't really going to go against a friend anyways, so it might as well be true.

"Fair enough then! I'd like to hear how the trip went exactly though! Can you tell me what happened in detail, or should I wait until another time to ask?"

[tyrantball]

"Hmhmhmhm-MWAHAHAHA! Tachikoma! You will be pleased to know that you are now an OPEN BOOK to Desco! Desco has learned the meaning of self-sacrifice and no longer thinks you are crazy, just kind of weird!"

Slight pause for effect.

"Therefore, Desco will gladly tell you all about it at some later date! We can have ice cream together!"