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[tyrantball]

"HMHMHMHMHMM-MWAHAHAHAHAA!"

The feed starts with, well...Desco being Desco-ish. As she turns the camera around, setting things up, there's a brief glimpse of the streets of Hinoto-Ri far below - she must be flying at a pretty high altitude.

Once she's finished setting things up, it becomes apparent that she's riding on something bizarre-looking, sitting cross-legged and leaning against the ten-foot statue of a Japanese girl in a penguin hat.

"Behold, Hinoto-Ri! Desco, the Final Boss, has returned from the depths of Hades! Having overcome heartache and my own weaknesses, I have transformed into...PERFECT DESCO!"

At this she jumps to her feet and strikes a cool pose.

"Mwahahaha! Since the time Desco has left, so much has happened! Desco will now share with you the culmination of her dreams! It's very important that from now on you defer to Desco in all things, because she has CONQUERED THE EARTH. And since she rules the entire Earth, then naturally Hinoto-Ri is one of her possessions!"

A slight pause to let that sink in.

"Desco will naturally allow the current corrupternment to continue administrating Hinoto-Ri for her, since she only wants the fun parts of power and not the boring meaningless paperwork. In the meantime, Desco is forming the Netherworld Invasion Squadron Alpha, or N.I.S.A! Any Visitors that want to help Desco invade and conquer the demon world can simply contact her inbox and either swear fealty to Desco - she already has it, since you are living in her city, but it's nice to observe the formalities - or name their price for mercenary work!"

Grin grin grin.

"This is Desco, Ruler of Earth, signing out!"

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[tyrantball]

Nod nod nod.

"Doesn't it make you happy that our Big Sis is so beautiful and amazing?!"

...'our'?

[all_wound_up]

...Did you say 'our?'

[tyrantball]

"Yes? You are Desco's sister, so of course Big Sis is also your sister!"

A slight pause before she smacks one claw into the other in realization.

"Oh right! Desco forgot to tell you, but she's decided you're her sister."

[all_wound_up]

Huh? When did this happen?

[Nano isn't entirely sure how to respond to that. She's touched, but also confused.]

[tyrantball]

"Just now! Desco was struggling with it before she left, but Big Sis promised she'd love Desco forever, so now Desco isn't afraid of anything!"

[all_wound_up]

She said that? I'm very happy for you!

[tyrantball]

Grin grin grin.

"Are you outside, Sis? We can go for a ride!"

[all_wound_up]

A-are you sure it's safe?

[tyrantball]

"Of course! Desco won't let anything hurt her family!"

[all_wound_up]

All right... I'll come outside, then.

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[tyrantball]

"Yaaaay! Desco will be right there!"

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True to her word, Desco is indeed right there, swooping down near Nano on her utterly ridiculous pirate ship. The part that isn't a ten-foot metal statue of a long-haired Japanese girl is a mechanical duplicate of said Japanese girl's head.

"Sis!"

[all_wound_up]

[Nano just stares up at it in awe. She's never seen something so large or ridiculous looking in her life, and isn't exactly sure how she's expected to board it either.]

U-um... hello...

[tyrantball]

Desco simply swoops down off the ship and floats to a stop before Nano, grinning.

...in the past, didn't she need her tentacles out to fly? Huh.

"All you have to do is climb up! Want some help?"

[all_wound_up]

If you don't mind...

[She could try herself, but Nano's uncoordinated on her best days and she doesn't want to inadvertantly trigger her rocket boosters or anything else ridiculous.]

[tyrantball]

Desco grins before slipping around behind Nano and drawing her into an impromptu hug, crimson claws locking together around Nano's chest. Desco's ridiculous strength easily allows her to lift Nano into the air and set her down on top of the Miss Fuka. Desco lets go of Nano and sits down beside her, stubby tail wagging.

"Where do you wanna go?"

[all_wound_up]

Ah!

[Nano squeaks as Desco lifts her up, but quickly regains her footing once she's down on solid ground again.]

Oh! Um... do you want to go get ice cream, maybe?

[tyrantball]

"Yes!"

Nano has the best ideas. Desco points dramatically in a completely random direction.

"Miss Fuka! TAKE OFF!"

[all_wound_up]

[Nano drops to the floor, clinging for dear life.]

[tyrantball]

Desco, meanwhile, is just sort of lounging around, laughing happily.

Fun!

[all_wound_up]

Isn't this dangerous?

[tyrantball]

Desco blinks.

"...no? Desco does this all the time back home!"

[all_wound_up]

It's very windy up here...

[tyrantball]

"Desco didn't notice!"

With that, the Miss Fuka slows down to a leisurely 5 mph and Desco points at something below.

"Is that an ice cream shop, Sis?"

[all_wound_up]

Oh, yes! I think it is!

[tyrantball]

Desco grins as the ship comes to a stop over the store and quickly deploys Usatako, which twists and distorts until it resembles a chair.

"Let's go let's go let's go!"