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[A very flustered-looking Apollo Justice is on the camera today, his hair points drooping every which way as they are prone to do when Apollo is in such a state. Apollo speaks rapidly, apparently not caring if he has to repeat himself or if he sounds unintelligible.]

Wh-what happened?! It wasn't March when I was last here! What am I doing back here, and more importantly, does anyone know how I left?!

[Deeeeeep breath.]

Prosecutor Blackquill! I know we didn't get to talk much when we first met, but I know who you are now! If you're still here, that is.

Can someone catch me up on what I've missed? A rundown on everything from December onward would be great. Also, has anyone seen Genevieve? You know, the redheaded pixie who was following me around after her trial?
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[Apollo appears in front of the camera today, but he's not alone! He's accompanied by four pixies, all flitting around him in a square around his head. A giggle can be heard from behind the camera, indicating a camera pixie as well. Apollo tries to move his head away from the fairy wings, only for the pixies to follow his movements in synchronized formation. Sighing with exasperation, he finally speaks.]

Hey, everyone! It's Apollo. I've got some good news to share with everybody.

One weird thing about the law firm I work for now is that we also defend demons. I was really unsure about it at first, but... I guess it didn't turn out so bad. [The upper-left pixie scowls and begins to pull on Apollo's ear.] Ow! Hey, I'm sorry! I'm just not used to working with demons, that's all! [The pixie releases his ear and gives a small "hmph" of displeasure.]

Anyway! For my second case, I had to defend a pixie- this one right here, in fact. [He points to the lower-left pixie.] This is Genevieve! She was accused of the murder of another pixie, but it turned out that a Hua Po did it. I thought it was going to be a close call, but I won the case! Genevieve is Not Guilty. Isn't that a relief? [Genevieve nods.]

That's it for now! I'm just saying that, if you've made any demon friends here and they get into trouble, you can send them my way. ...Even though I'd kind of prefer human clients again... [The upper-left pixie yanks on Apollo's ear again.] Ow! H-hey, cut that out!

[There's another giggle from behind the camera before the feed cuts out.]
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[The screen flickers on to reveal Apollo, who seems to appear a little more self-confident than usual, if such a thing can be quantified by appearance.]

Hey, everybody! This is Apollo Justice. I'm just letting you know that, as of yesterday, I've officially been hired as an attorney in Hinoto-Ri! So if any of you ever get into any legal trouble, like being falsely accused of murder, I could probably help you out. My first client in Hinoto-Ri is someone who's accused of murdering another person during the chaos of that incident in the arena. Wish me luck! [He's probably going to need it.]

By the way, I'm currently looking for someone to serve as my co-council. You might not think you're qualified to help out a lawyer, but believe me, if a 15-year-old magician girl could serve as a reliable co-council for me, I think some of you could, too. [Not to talk smack about Trucy or anything, of course.] Granted, said magician girl was the daughter of one of the best attorneys I know, but if you bring some deductive skills, I think you should be fine. If you're interested, just let me know and I'll tell you when I have to come into court.

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