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[ The feed, as it is wont to do, flickers on, showing a chipper boy of 13, blue eyes and messy brown hair and--is that a golden laurel wreath on his head? And is he wearing a tunic? And are those wings visible behind him? ]

Hey everyone! My name's Pit. I'm new here! Thought I'd just say hi to all my new neighbors. It's nice to meet you, whoever you are!

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[F-five hundred isn't that old though! Aziraphale's expression looks rather shocked though, because fifty...

To not even be a century old, this had to be the youngest angel Aziraphale's ever met--]

Goodness, that is incredibly young! [In which case, this angel posed absolutely no threat to him, and he therefore had nothing to hide.]

I'm sorry, let me introduce myself. My name's Aziraphale-- I'm a principality myself, which is why I was surprised to see another angel here.

Wait, you're an angel?

[ It took him a moment because he has no idea what "principality" means. ]

Yes, I'm an angel. I'm... trying to stay under the radar, however, which is why I probably don't look like it.

[That's okay, Aziraphale's used to that... he's also used to people making fun of him for calling himself a principality.]

But where are your wings?

Like I said, I'm trying to stay under the radar... not to mention they get in the way quite a lot, and I'm not usually in a hurry to fly anywhere... So they're hidden for now.

Stay under the radar? Are you in trouble with the Underworld Army?

[ pit not every universe has the underworld army GOSH ]

Underworld Army...? [That is by far the strangest name for Hell he has ever heard...]

Err, on the contrary, I'm actually in a bit of trouble with Upstairs, not Downstairs. Not to mention I'd rather not every human look at me and notice that there's an angel walking among them.

You're in trouble with your god?

[ Pit you are 13 not 5 stop asking obnoxious questions. ]

Err... I suppose I am? I'm not sure He's particularly mad at me... [Aziraphale wasn't even sure that He was capable of being angry, only perhaps sad at the worst.] The Seraphs, on the other hand, aren't very pleased with me... but they seem to be leaving me alone. I haven't received any missions or orders from them in about a year now, I'm assuming that I'm on temporary suspension...

Huh. I was in trouble with my goddess once, but she was being manipulated by an alien parasite.

..........

[There were so many things wrong with that statement he had no idea where to begin.]

E-excuse me?!

It's a long story.

It certainly sounds like one! [What's bothering him the most, though--]

You said Goddess... you're implying that there's more than one God and that you're working for a separate one than mine??

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Of course! I work for Lady Palutena, goddess of light!

[ HE LOFFS HIS LADY PALUTENA-SAMA ]

[Aziraphale is pinching the bridge of his nose again, this time more out of sheer confusion than anything else.]

I see... we may both be angels but it appears we're from two entirely separate worlds...

You see, the God I work for, in my world, is the only God who exists. I've never heard of a goddess named Lady Palutena.

What? There's only one god in your world? Sheesh, he must be insanely busy.

[... Aziraphale has to laugh a little at that.]

He has an entire legion of angels at His disposal, and His main concern is really only with Earth, but you're right... He certainly has kept me busy the last six thousand years or so.

Six thousand? No wonder I seem so young to you...

To be fair, I am younger than a lot of other angels, even the ones in Palutena's Guard!

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I was one of the first angels stationed on Earth, so I've been around for a while. [The other being his fellow guard Uriel who stood at the gates of Eden with him until Aziraphale had been... well, demoted, he should say.]

You really are the youngest angel I've ever met, though.

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Just call me good ol' record breaking Pit!

Why don't I just call you Pit? [The angel's rather amused now. Not only was this one harmless, he was extremely amiable as well. It'd been a long time since Aziraphale had run into an amiable angel who wasn't a workaholic.]

It's certainly a pleasure to meet you.

[ Pit...? Not a workaholic...? ]

Likewise! Man, I am so excited there are angels here, too!

I mean. I won't tell anyone what you are...

[In comparison to Aziraphale's fellow angels? Not even close...]

It's alright, I trust that you'll keep it to yourself. Though you really do have to tell me that story sometime about that... what was it, alien parasite?

The Chaos Kin.

[ He almost mutters that under his breath.

It's not. Exactly the happiest time in his life? ]

[That... was a rather fancy name for an alien parasite. He can tell Pit doesn't seem entirely comfortble talking about it though... subject change?]

...So I'm the first angel you've met here so far? There aren't any others from your world?