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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ The feed, as it is wont to do, flickers on, showing a chipper boy of 13, blue eyes and messy brown hair and--is that a golden laurel wreath on his head? And is he wearing a tunic? And are those wings visible behind him? ]

Hey everyone! My name's Pit. I'm new here! Thought I'd just say hi to all my new neighbors. It's nice to meet you, whoever you are!

Comments

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yes.

[ Santa, you have no idea the things this kid's seen. ]

[getoutclaus]

You ever seen a pretend murder?

A professional one, someone who looks dead but isn't, or a fake body,

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Um, I...

[ Ponder, ponder, ponder

For several moments ]

Were we talking about something?

[getoutclaus]

Movies.

[That's not... completely inaccurate, right?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Oh yeah! What's your favorite movie?

[getoutclaus]

...The Titanic.

[A horrible, horrible lie.]

I've got a thing for tragic romance.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

It was pretty sad. All those poor humans...

[getoutclaus]

Pretty weird that it was based on a real event, isn't it?

[Smug!shrug]

I guess even if Goddesses and Gods exist they're too busy to save one and a half thousand people.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

1/2

[getoutclaus]

...I mean I can understand not saving that many people, must take a lot of work, right?

But in cases where one person dies before they're old; how is that supposed to be fair?

[What is a carrying a massive chip on your shoulder?]

[getoutclaus]

I'm sure your Goddess isn't to blame though, so don't worry.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...you sound like Magnus.

[getoutclaus]

Who the hell is Magnus?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

A human I met three years ago. He's real skeptical of the gods, too.

...so's Pittoo, for that matter.

[getoutclaus]

I can see why a human would think gods didn't give a shit about humanity, though. Can't you?

[Who?]

...Pittoo?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You don't wanna know about Pittoo.

[getoutclaus]

Touchy subject?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You could say that.